Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[Halph66]

I want thank everyone for the kind words,today was hard but the next 2 will be killer for me

Stay strong 72.

 

[bmaultbay]

Anyone got Danielas number?

10

 

[johnsonbrewer]

"Psssht... only if she Five-Three!" :moon2:

Have you seen Daniela?

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Care to enlighten us slower ones?

Assistants.

 

[LAVol1]

That’s fine! I’m currently cooking dinner (& drinking wine) and I want to be able to thoughtfully respond. Not blowing you off.

A great mind, you like wine, and you can cook, too? Let me know when you get bored with your hubby!

 

[CNCVol88]

Last few minutes of Finebaum today,the co-hosts were rating the 3 HC candidates in order of which should get the job. Paul jumped in and cryptically said "Gruden...Gruden...could be".
My opinion it was as if he knew or suspected something. It wasn't his typical mocking,IMO.

Anyone else catch that?

tifwiw

Trolling... If he did anything like that it would have blown up here. You're FOS

 

[VFLnSFD]

This may be a rumor so I hate to even mention it, goes back over a month. Buddy of mine who is in the 100k donor level (which really isn’t a ton) had heard weeks ago he wanted his first game to be in Knoxville. So a possible buyout of opener might be needed. Again, don’t shoot the msg’r cause it could or could not be true. But have heard gruden is kind of a diva so it could be something nuts like that.

This could have absolutely been true.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I believe he is referencing Beaver.

Oh.

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Never forget!
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Did something happen to him?

 

[KPT_VFL]

So Gruden waits until we are leaving the party with another chick then hits us with the “we need to talk” then ends up making us lose the chick we had locked down and teases us and we are left going home to the Jergens and pornhub premium?

 

[UTSuave’]

Gruden needs to remember though, hoes get ****** they don't get kissed.

Ayy lane kiffin knows😁🤙🏽

 

[columbia vol]

Sounds like an STD.

Gonna be that "nasty"

 

[Grand Vol]

Tattoos stay under wraps at work, always.

I'm just trying to see the reaction of a judge in court if you went in with a sleeveless dress or something of the likes.

 

[peerless98]

Gruden gonna name the defense "Pecker Wreckers"

I like it! That SOB was nuts!!!!

 

[TheRealSmokey]

Have you seen Daniela?

I think you missed my joke. It's from the song Baby Got Back. "36-24-36?? Pssht! Only if she's 5'3".

In English: He's a feller who likes big butts. And he cannot lie.

 

[Garren04]

Wonder when we will announce? 😐

 

[Volzonya]

Gruden wants a Ford Raptor....not a Lexus...thats all we waiting on..

How bout a 87 Saab 900 turbo? Best I can do.

 

[Hawkpilot]

this was from several hours ago, right?

I'm catching up

 

[jb865]

anyone got danielas number?

8675309

 

[rockyhdr]

Is PaulVol telling us we have the Gruden?

V For Victory?

 

[tnvols72]

Free the tattoos!

did someone say free tattoos ? lol

 

[Farmervol74]

You get service in Grundy?

AT&T. Air card....no I net line out here in the sticks....

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

What I can't wrap my mind around is the time this is taking. I can't see what would be holding up at least an announcement that one of the coordinators has been hired as HC. If we are talking to a secret candidate, surely all the interviews are just a backup plan in case we don't land said secret candidate. With that being said, I see no way in hell that a homerun ace in the hole would have Fulmer doing the hiring for the coordinators. What am I missing?

I think as I did Monday, all the interviews are for Grudens assistants.

 

[Wii60]

8675309

extension 9

 

[Garren04]

Positive gruden countered?