Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[0nelilreb]

Believe me if you want or don’t. Doesn’t matter to me. I still sleep at night

This I believe should be everyone’s reply to anyone doubting the info you and others bring to the thread .

 

[volinjackson]

I don't think that's the issue. I think they've been nailing down his coordinators. The ones he wants.

Listen to this very sharp lady!

 

[UTSuave’]

**** it!..Phill Get your phat ass out...Hey you!..Paul Bain go convince gruden to come and be head coach at the University of ****ing Tennessee.....

Paul Bain-Ayy say less baby esskitit🔥🔥🤙🏽 Dilly dilly

 

[Dudleys87]

Yeah......

 

[TheRealSmokey]

36 24 34

"Psssht... only if she Five-Three!" :moon2:

 

[Orange4Prez]

In other news, you guys seeing the Lady Vols?! Wow.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I don't think that's the issue. I think they've been nailing down his coordinators. The ones he wants.

I'm smellin what ya cookin.

 

[Dudleys87]

http://www.shelby.com/images/pdf/Baja700-Web.pdf

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Money isn't the issue.

I'd say, if I had a guess, control.

 

[UTSuave’]

Gruden needs to remember though, hoes get ****** they don't get kissed.

Lane kiffin knows😁🤙🏽

 

[johnsonbrewer]

What was the dogs name?

Behr

 

[ValricoVol]

I am not sure on the deadline. All I am telling you is that there was a counter. Not sure what I‎t is or when, but finding out that it’s not dead yet. Just here to report simply from what I hear.

I for one appreciate your shared information. From reading your posts, i don’t need confirmation of sources.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

That's clearly not true.

My problem with this thread is how many of you are complete hypocrites.

A month straight of discussing Beaver and who he is, and how he gets his info. While people think he's legit, that is.

Now that we all know he's full of it... "No one cares"?

For all the experts of "what this thread is about", I would appreciate if some of you would have an ounce of consistency.

Where have I been inconsistent?

 

[L'envol]

Last few minutes of Finebaum today,the co-hosts were rating the 3 HC candidates in order of which should get the job. Paul jumped in and cryptically said "Gruden...Gruden...could be".
My opinion it was as if he knew or suspected something. It wasn't his typical mocking,IMO.

Anyone else catch that?

tifwiw

 

[RagingOrange]

What was the dogs name?

Trey wallace

 

[Coastypop]

What was the dogs name?

Trey Wallace

 

[Orange4Prez]

Where have I been inconsistent?

I believe he is referencing Beaver.

 

[peerless98]

What I can't wrap my mind around is the time this is taking. I can't see what would be holding up at least an announcement that one of the coordinators has been hired as HC. If we are talking to a secret candidate, surely all the interviews are just a backup plan in case we don't land said secret candidate. With that being said, I see no way in hell that a homerun ace in the hole would have Fulmer doing the hiring for the coordinators. What am I missing?

 

[Dtj64]

*ATTENTION GRUDEN THREAD*


Can we please stop quoting the brayhamilton troll. I have him on ignore. Thank you ladies and gentleman.


Now back to your regular scheduled program!

I'd like to quote him after we sighn the white whale.

 

[VFLnSFD]

Listen to this very sharp lady!

One for you...

 

[Squints]

Gruden gonna name the defense "Pecker Wreckers"

Sounds like an STD.

 

[angrypug]

I would think coordinators....but that's me.

This may be a rumor so I hate to even mention it, goes back over a month. Buddy of mine who is in the 100k donor level (which really isn’t a ton) had heard weeks ago he wanted his first game to be in Knoxville. So a possible buyout of opener might be needed. Again, don’t shoot the msg’r cause it could or could not be true. But have heard gruden is kind of a diva so it could be something nuts like that.

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Grundy?

You get service in Grundy?

 

[iamadoc]

I believe it! Ride or die

You got your tee shirt yet? Those looked cool.

 

[RagingOrange]

we dgaf what he asked for. give. it. to. him.

you want a red assed baboon? here are 2 red ass baboons

you want bitcoins? heres 10,000

you want hookers? we will call the guy whos sister is the biggest pimp in knoxville, she has the ho game on lock

you want a statue? we will build it right next to neyland with you beside him, one hand on his shoulder.

you want a car? Beaver has nice taste in automobiles, he can send you to his dealer

you want to win national championships in a hurry? **** OR GET OFF THE POT SIR

Slow. Clap.


Gru...volnation can hook you up with all the vices and pleasures of life youd need.

Just

Say

Yes