Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[BogeyVol]

I just heard that too

Let me guess... From Erik??

 

[JADB]

I just heard that too

...

 

[chetsteadman87]

Of all the recent coaching hires at major schools, how many were coordinators?

You think we’re gonna roll out a coordinator to be our HC — at the most profitable football program in America? After all we’ve been through? Not happening.

The reason these names are being tied to us is to be COORDINATORS. End of story.

That should point you in only ONE DIRECTION.

Gonna be lit AF, fam

I hope and pray you are correct, but I don’t believe that you are.

 

[Grand Vol]

I have 2 brothers (no sisters). One I am very close to and he is mostly a believer. The other lacks critical thinking skills. A couple of months ago he began texting me several times a day with reasons why Gruden won't come to tennessee. We ultimately agreed to not speak of the coaching search again until someone is at the podium.

In his defense though, he will be the first one to say that I was right and he was wrong.

You don't have to convince your brothers on here.

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

Idk if I can make it another day.. ready for some closure...

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Hey man you just made fun of me.

Not at all, my friend. Soccer is great and I'm sure Peru will win many gold medals this year. Cheers.


Now back to Grudenmania.

 

[UTSuave’]

2 are. 😳

Ayyy😁 Are they grude girls or nah

 

[dancinoutlaw]

I shall sacrifice myself for the greater good.

Under that helmet is Haslam's damn a$$.

 

[J.Chris]

@VolsScotchGolf: The ending to this story will either be one of miraculous triumph or absolute tragedy. There is no middle ground.

So there you have it. He knows nothing just like the rest of us. Fantastic.

 

[93TNVol]

Go big or GTFO!
It's gonna be FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE











SOON!

 

[ButchPlz]

Of all the recent coaching hires at major schools, how many were coordinators?

You think we’re gonna roll out a coordinator to be our HC — at the most profitable football program in America? After all we’ve been through? Not happening.

The reason these names are being tied to us is to be COORDINATORS. End of story.

That should point you in only ONE DIRECTION.

Gonna be lit AF, fam

Again, we tried to roll out Greg Schiano.

 

[orangefloyd]

Who the h*** is Mel Tucker?

 

[Face]

Guys this was fun to follow a few weeks ago.

But we’re probably getting Steele or Tucker.

 

[Orange4Prez]

Beav just tweeted

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The ending to this story will either be one of miraculous triumph or absolute tragedy. There is no middle ground.

You don’t say? Lol. Good grief... Insider status must have been revoked.

 

[Squints]

Cryptic:

 

[bray2milton]

So there you have it. He knows nothing just like the rest of us. Fantastic.

He never has known anything.

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

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That’s making me nervous. Ok, more nervous than I was. Alright. Just sick to my stomach.

 

[Harvester]

Mods of all other sites saying Tucker or Steele vs. 2-3 insiders here that aren't exactly positive these days.

Sigh.

 

[vol.E]

Beav just tweeted

Go golf‏
@VolsScotchGolf
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The ending to this story will either be one of miraculous triumph or absolute tragedy. There is no middle ground.

 

[FacelessArya]

Not AV. The guy that guessed the number that got to sit with PV said he couldn't believe who it was.

I remember him going to the game and dinner after, didn’t remember the other part. Wow. I’m dying to know.

 

[HeadVol77]

Guys this was fun to follow a few weeks ago.

But we’re probably getting Steele or Tucker.

You misspelled Gruden

Soon!

 

[Halph66]

That’s making me nervous. Ok, more nervous than I was. Alright. Just sick to my stomach.

They don't make depends for that. I don't think.

 

[Orlando Vol]

Again, we tried to roll out Greg Schiano.

WE didn’t — Currie and HoH did. Which ignited a massive uprising. Won’t happen again.

 

[SN-A-C Orange]

I heard it from a friend ...who heard it from a friend ... who heard from another .... announcement tomorrow ... It's gonna be a gruuuuuuuuude day.
And I have NO insider status.

 

[volcommentator]

Who the h*** is Mel Tucker?

Doesn’t he have a diner with waitresses named Alice, Flo, and Dingy?