Recruiting Forum Football Talk XLVIII (New Coach Edition)

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Vols410 said:
I’m so done with this ride...

Saturday: Gruden and Petersen both coming to coach for us. Mullen backup plan (just in case something unforeseen happens...)

Sunday afternoon: Schiano!?!? Schiano!?!? Insiders are all fake.

Sunday evening: We got rid of Schiano! High five?

Later Sunday evening: Schiano was really a smokescreen for Gruden. Insiders are all real.

Later, later Sunday evening: And now the world hates us. Maybe we can get the offensive coordinator from ETSU? If he’ll come here... Insiders are fake again.

Monday: Bring back Lane! He knows how to recruit, and Saban has cold sweats every night because he’s afraid of him... Leaks will happen tomorrow. Currie wants to know how we feel about him. Apparently insiders are real?

Tuesday: Ok, Kiffin’s not coming. Insiders are fake. Brohm? Tee? Gundy? WTH, Gundy?

Tuesday evening: IT’S HAPPENING! People have been “visiting” the Gundys all day, definitely packing. Done deal #UTplane #partyintheback.

Now: The world is over. UT football is dead.

Goodnight Volnation. Here’s to getting a coach with better than a 1-31 conference record.
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Holy lord, he really did go 1-31 in conference.
 
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Aesius said:
I get that some people think Tee might a bad hire, but the hyperbole is ridiculous. He's a sharp dude. Great recruiter. OC at a major program.

But nah. Apparently he's too stupid to tie his shoelaces and Clay Helton pats him on the head before every game and gives him a Fisher-Price playcall sheet.
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Nah, if you look closely they don't even plug his headset in.
 
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Aesius said:
I get that some people think Tee might a bad hire, but the hyperbole is ridiculous. He's a sharp dude. Great recruiter. OC at a major program.

But nah. Apparently he's too stupid to tie his shoelaces and Clay Helton pats him on the head before every game and gives him a Fisher-Price playcall sheet.
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I don't think tee is stupid, it's just too big of a job for him at this point in his career. He's not even the 100% offensive coordinator.
 
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BruinVol said:
I really don't know how you can tell. Right now he is an elite recruiter. That's all we can really say about him. The on the field stuff is hard to measure with him as he hasnt had enough responsibility
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That’s literally all he has to do lol. Recruit, manage players, and hire a good staff. I’m supremely confident he could do that
 
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People are gonna kill me, but would anyone support a Fulmer return? Maybe if Tee came to learn how to manage a program?

Sorry, I can't find any answers here. Every angle ends with Bahama John's creepy smile and a Haslam middle finger.
 
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scvolfan7 said:
The saddest part is I am pretty confident Tee would win and win big. It would take a year or two for him to figure it out but dammit he would get it figured out. He would have all the resources and fan support that he would need. UT has become infected with people that don’t give an ish about the school or what it means to the people in this state. It’s one of the great tragedies in sports
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It is the worst betrayal of a fanbase in sports history imo.
 
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GoBigOrange86 said:
I feel you, man. I can't stop caring. This is my school. This is my home -- when I lived in Boulder, as I live here now in Georgia, nothing could change the fact that Knoxville is where my heart is. I can't stop loving the Volunteers.

But I can certainly stop paying. And I'm prepared to.
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I feel you man. Living in Georgia right now makes it even worse. Now I know how our fans feel that live in Alabama feel.
 
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Jimmy Football said:
People are gonna kill me, but would anyone support a Fulmer return? Maybe if Tee came to learn how to manage a program?

Sorry, I can't find any answers here. Every angle ends with Bahama John's creepy smile and a Haslam middle finger.
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Les ****ing Miles.

Goodnight friends. You are truly the only reason I even bother with this **** anymore.
 
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DD4ME said:
Les ****ing Miles.

Goodnight friends. You are truly the only reason I even bother with this **** anymore.
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They won't hire Les for whatever insane reason.

Also, for the life of me can't figure out why they don't make a big offer to Taggart or Leach.

Norvell? Why not? He was way down my original list, but at least he was on it.
 
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Honestly at this point we just looked panicked. I say give Hoke a 1 or 2 year deal. Let him hire a real OC and DC and ride this out, Create an actual plan, not just fly around in planes asking any one if they will come here. Hopefully, but then Haslam will be out or in white collar jail.
 
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tomq_123 said:
Honestly at this point we just looked panicked. I say give Hoke a 1 or 2 year deal. Let him hire a real OC and DC and ride this out, Create an actual plan, not just fly around in planes asking any one if they will come here. Hopefully, but then Haslam will be out or in white collar jail.
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Next.
 
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DD4ME said:
BTW - Whoever named this thread needs a mulligan.
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