I see. In that case.
So I wasn't going to say anything about this. I am no insider, and have never had any inside information before, ever. Like, ever.
But I did just get a very interesting email from a Numibian prince, and I think I see a way out of our current predicament.
See, if I can just get together $2,000 as what he calls "honesty money," this Numibian prince will hire me as his American financial representative, and will send $4,000,000 (that's MILLION, friends) to me. I invest $3,000,000 on his behalf, and get to keep the other $1,000,000 for my troubles.
This is a legit insider deal. But it gets even better!
See, once I have my $1,000,000, I can join Atlanta Vol in the diamond booster fight against the Haslams. Once we lock arms together, we can take the tyrant down!
I have started up a GoFundMe page for this, entitled, "RoastJohnCurreGetJonGrudenSoon." Please donate what you can.
Together, we can beat cancer. I mean, get rich from Numibia. I mean, bring down the Haslams.
And as always, Go Vols!