Official Jon Gruden thread XL

[revjayp]

Awesome story, shows you don't have to be a superstar to impact someone else's life!

By the way, did I see you live in Thomasville?

 

[landscapingvol]

I just dropped my Damn phone in my poop water,it's f****d.Had to take the wife's tablet over. Gonna see If it will dry out. Wife nagging says put the the beer down while on her tablet
Ok I'll think on it

I had to pull a turd out of the toilet on vacation one year and throw it out the window because the hole in the bottom was created for someone on permanent dysentery. I had no choice but to throw it out the window 😂

 

[Dtj64]

He still does a few of the Gas commercials. Another classic.

She had a purtty voice

 

[Kodak VFL]

Could use prayers my fiancé gets her pathology results back tomorrow. Thanks!

First name if you are comfortable giving it? (Just helps me focus better but not essential, God knows.)

 

[VFLnSFD]

Thing is, if it was actually a good hire would you need to make a Mathematical case?

Exactly. If we were in another conference he'd be coach McGoogle.

 

[volzfanz]

And he could/would lower the shoulder and run guys over as well. Man, if that guy didn’t have a career ending injury, I think he would have been a household name in the NFK. He was that good!

I’ve heard rumors of his squat. The guy was a freak I’m told. An old friend was a trainer/assistant back then.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Ill be happy to host the VN golf outing somewhere...as long as we make it for a good cause.

Hell no on Cherokee....golf course sux.

Holston Hills is the crown jewel of ktown golf wise.

Anyone need a caddy? I never learned how to golf.

 

[otis72]

jiminy to florida gators..

 

[volundeer]

Also, a huge shoutout to Exile, Knuck, and a few others who have been consistent with me in saying it's been a done deal since Tampa last week.

Let's go from #Soon to #Done.

Thank you Pill!

 

[ShowMeThemTD's]

Anyone need a caddy? I never learned how to golf.

Absolutely hawk! I'd be honored

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Soon

 

[volkayaker]

I'll never forget when he went down at the Bama game. Daryl Dickey was the unsung hero of the 85 Vols.

Yes, the 85 Sugar Vols is my favorite team. Hands down. Prefer them over the 98 team. Just a great season.

What an amazing season it was. I was a junior in high school. I went to the New Orleans Sheraton and ran down Dr. WJ Julian and told him I wanted to be in his band. Next thing I know, I'm on the bus to a rehearsal in the Super Dome and had an audition date scheduled for one year later. Miami and poor Vinnie Testicles... they never knew what hit them. Good days are coming again.

Gruden to the Hill!

 

[NorCalVol67]

John Ward accasionaly called him Reginald White!!!

John Ward is also one of my favorite Vols. Listening to him on the transistor radio while shooting hoops in the driveway, in the car with my Dad or just hanging in the living room with my Dad listening on the stereo are some of my favorite childhood memories.

 

[mrmax86]

Several of the names you have seen listed as “candidates” are a function of Jimmy Sexton jockeying to get them raises and extensions. It is a free way to pacify Agents who represent a losing horse.

 

[captainsword]

I just dropped my Damn phone in my poop water,it's f****d.Had to take the wife's tablet over. Gonna see If it will dry out. Wife nagging says put the the beer down while on her tablet
Ok I'll think on it

This is why I hang out in this thread.

 

[orangefloyd]

I had to pull a turd out of the toilet on vacation one year and throw it out the window because the hole in the bottom was created for someone on permanent dysentery. I had no choice but to throw it out the window 😂

Omg! Im dying!

 

[4chrissy]

Thing is, if it was actually a good hire would you need to make a Mathematical case?

That sounds like something from butch's playbook.

Sorry accidentally posted 2x.

 

[4chrissy]

Thing is, if it was actually a good hire would you need to make a Mathematical case?

That sounds like something from butch's playbook.

 

[Give_All_Vol]

Anyone need a caddy? I never learned how to golf.

You know you have to drive a cart right.. not a helicopter?

 

[SWFLvol33]

Anyone need a caddy? I never learned how to golf.

Same. I’ve only messed around at driving ranges and whiff quite a bit lol

 

[revjayp]

Knuck I meant to tell you the other night, I was at that monsoon Florida game in 92 as well. Favorite game ever.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Sure it does. Look at what I responded to, then put it into context with the BS we see on this very board.

There is a faction of this fanbase who will come apart if he's announced.

Sarcasm man.

 

[BristolVol]

You know what will be great? Once this is announced I won't accidentally click on "The Mathematical Case For Hiring Mullen" again.

Go over and read the Hyams notes on coaching searches, I actually laughed out loud reading it.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Knuck I meant to tell you the other night, I was at that monsoon Florida game in 92 as well. Favorite game ever.

Greatest game evar.

 

[4chrissy]

By the way, did I see you live in Thomasville?

Yep, right outside of Tville. Between Pavo and Barwick. You know the area?