Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[apevol]

Well, he’s the OG when it comes to wearing skin tight jeans, he’s one the Bakersfield Boys along with Buck Owens and Merle Haggard, and he’s actually a pretty good actor on occasion.

Fantastic actor at times.

 

[Coastypop]

Waffles dont grow in the desert.

Trees


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[JCHateSteve]

But do waffles go with dessert my friend?

Only after a good burger.

 

[apevol]

Trees

NO SUCUMJ EIDJ . Yes.

 

[Volzonya]

My ass feels like I ate Mexican. My wife is Asian.

 

[apevol]

My ass feels like I ate Mexican. My wife is Asian.

East, subcontinent, mid east?

 

[bray2milton]

Well, he’s the OG when it comes to wearing skin tight jeans, he’s one the Bakersfield Boys along with Buck Owens and Merle Haggard, and he’s actually a pretty good actor on occasion.

Pretty good? Dwight Yoakam is a fantastic actor. The way he told Linda he was hurtin in Slingblade....sigh.

 

[Coastypop]

NO SUCUMJ EIDJ . Yes.

I got a waffle tree in my back yard ... awful this time of year ahead leaves every where and syrup gets on everything


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[VolForLife83]

Only place in America you can get a brand new house every ten years. I'm lucky to live in an area that has a natural "barrier" that prevents tornadoes from hitting the town. Sounds crazy, but there is a low hill that somehow changes the path of incoming tornadoes to make them swing west or south.

That's what folks around here in the valley's thought until they got hit

 

[bray2milton]

My ass feels like I ate Mexican. My wife is Asian.

At least your ass doesn’t feel Asian.....

 

[Volzonya]

East, subcontinent, mid east?

Vietnamese

 

[Volzonya]

Didn't Beck produce Dwights last album?

 

[JCHateSteve]

At least your ass doesn’t feel Asian.....

You watch to much Tentacle Pron.

 

[bray2milton]

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

 

[bray2milton]

You watch to much Tentacle Pron.

What is this pron you speak of?

 

[JCHateSteve]

What is this pron you speak of?

A pron is a large shrimp. Sadly they get caught by the filter to much.

 

[TenUhSee]

 

[JCHateSteve]

Pass him some green he needs some weed with his Hennessy.

I like single malt.

 

[bray2milton]

I like single malt.

Malt liquor? Colt 45 and 2 zig zags?

 

[Volzonya]

A pron is a device used on Viking boats to steer their sails towards oh who gives a f***.

 

[JCHateSteve]

Malt liquor? Colt 45 and 2 zig zags?

Sure, Billy D FTW!

 

[UTK]

So is it still a no go? Or we back up?

 

[VolForLife83]

So is it still a no go? Or we back up?

Everyone is too drunk to answer questions

 

[HausVol]

So is it still a no go? Or we back up?

I'm at work and can't drink so the general consensus from last night is still up.

 

[JCHateSteve]

These bath salts got me believing bro!

Vodka actually.