Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[apevol]

That does remind me of a time I helped "close" a bar.

The doors locked at 2:00 AM.

We left around 8:00 AM.

And there is security footage somewhere in the world of me dancing with a Hooters' waitress sans pants. Both of us...

Was not aware LG worked for Hooters.

 

['Boro-vol]

Ive already got knuck's. Think he borrowed it from you, now that I think of it.

Yeah it's mine....just sanitize it before you bring it back.

 

[1725gatorhater]

[twitter]https://twitter.com/Davey_Hudson/status/931624344085770240[/twitter]

What is it ? Page doesn’t exist

 

[VEKZY]

Need better Photoshop skills!

Lol if you think I’m serious with the photoshop i worked up in 2 minutes...

 

['Boro-vol]

Good bye Jon....I'll never forget you.

Men posting Titanic gifs? Suspect.

 

[tastycar]

Good bye Jon....I'll never forget you.

You're more dramatic than me!

 

[TenUhSee]

this is not a political post--when i read the mighty beaver's nonsense and then see the reaction in here, i feel the same way i felt when chump was elected

dont like it ? dont read it. youre dismissed .

 

[sona]

What is it ? Page doesn’t exist

Sorry, works for me.

 

[MaTaLa]

Not good.

Reality may be setting in (code for everyone is drunk).

Seriously, why continue to cast shade? Cool kid?

 

[KnoxSkiVol]

He sharted. Had to run home and change.

Dude, you are in one heck of a mood today, and I for one am loving it! You just convinced me to crack a 🍺.

 

[Wilson27]

There is room on that floating door for Gruden.....

 

['Boro-vol]

Seriously, why continue to cast shade? Cool kid?

Smartest guy in the room syndrome.

We have a few

 

[MtnManStan]

Cool...I lived in Holden and Hampden when I was a kid. Still have family up there.

Whew, Holden was a hike. Mariners remind me of Tennesseans; we both work hard and talk funny.

 

[ffpwc16]

I probably should have blue fonted this.

Sadly, people have done it. I can neither confirm nor deny that a couple of paramedic students tried it for poops and giggles. Pretty dangerous in all seriousness. You can OD quick. However there are medical uses for it. I actually think this is what the fad of alcohol without liquid crap is based on.

I was being facetious. That's something I'd put a stop to quickly. On the other hand, it's job security.

 

[tim]

Men posting Titanic gifs? Suspect.

Men recognizing other men posting Titanic gifs.......

 

[NickTwentyThree]

What is this madness?? :question:


Edit: NVM...

 

[Hubbard]

Seriously, why continue to cast shade? Cool kid?

No use saying it's sunshine when it is shade.

 

[GameTime]

Jon...Jon Gruden.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm sensing a long running theme here.

Don't tell Volly. She'd be mad at me for not having pants.

 

['Boro-vol]

Dude, you are in one heck of a mood today, and I for one am loving it! You just convinced me to crack a 🍺.

Do it...

 

[volger]

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Why in the world are they in St Joe Mo?
Rosecrans Memorial is where my old guard unit is.

 

[MACGRUDER]

So are we not freaking out that it seems to be pretty much verified that Currie wasn’t at at least one (maybe more) events he was scheduled to be at today?

 

[BubbaWms]

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[kayakonthefly]

I was being facetious. That's something I'd put a stop to quickly. On the other hand, it's job security.

Well when you said it, I thought $h!t someone might actually try it after reading that. I'd hate to throw any unneeded business out to people (or myself...)

 

[tastycar]

Jon...Jon Gruden.

Are you obsessed with Kate Winslet? Titanic? James Cameron?