Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

[etsuvol13]

Nothing but vague insider info in here. Seems awful swain to me.

 

[goinuponatuesday]

It’s true we do, except we poop on gold plated toilets

And wipe with 100's obviously

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Personally my thoughts on the riddle. The hunt for Red October. This past season we went winless for October. We get Gruden and the script is flipped. Lots of Saturday Blood spilled on our opponents.

 

[Codaman]

Everyone in here asking if Atlanta Vol is legit and he just gave away like 7 tickets earlier. He obviously has to be someone semi important.

 

[The Comb]

Nothing but vague insider info in here. Seems awful swain to me.

Soon

 

[MIT_Beaver]

What can I bring? I mean, besides the Lagavulin?

One 40 oz Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Don’t ask why just trust me.

 

[SaipanVol]

Mmmm white widow. Makes me break out the dance moves and the laughs... 😂

makes me hunger for " girl scout cookies"

 

[RTYABHSHTM]

Who’s twitter?

Conway twitter

 

[Hawkpilot]

My first GTFO

Perfect time to use it

 

[Grand Vol]

OR....

In The Hunt for Red October, in order to “grab the boat” without the Russians (media/internet sleuths/other programs) figuring it out, the commanders of the Dallas (Tennessee personnel) and the Red Oktober (Gruden) had to orchestrate an illusion (smokescreen) for all those who wanted to know (see above), but were not “in the know” (boosters/admin/insiders) that there was conflict instead of cooperation. Several obstacles presented both the crews of the Dallas and Red October that could have blown the deal if not for the quick thinking and action of the Dallas crew to maintain the illusion, if not make it more believable, and hold the deal together. All hands on deck if you will. The job was still accomplished, the Americans (Tennessee) got the Red October (Gruden) and the Russians were left wondering “how did this happen?” The Red October (Gruden) sailed to the safe confines of the Patuxent River (Neyland Stadium) where it’s potential would finally be realized and known to all that worked so hard to “grab the boat” and bring peace to VolNation!

I couldn't tell you anything you wrote here since your avi is very distracting.

In a totally awesome and hot way.

 

[The Comb]

Personally my thoughts on the riddle. The hunt for Red October. This past season we went winless for October. We get Gruden and the script is flipped. Lots of Saturday Blood spilled on our opponents.

Oh yes!!!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I know..but the power of cognitive thought seems to elude the limited grasp of more folks than it should.

That's why we get frustrated.

 

[SDV]

And wipe with 100's obviously

If I’m out of $100”s

 

[river rat]

People don't understand that celebrities, billionaires, etc, all poop pee and eat like everyone else.

Not in that order.

 

[The Comb]

One 40 oz Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Don’t ask why just trust me.

I always trust Beaver

 

[UTVolinExile]

No you won't...

GTFO

Sad that you offered an opportunity that was rejected in anger. Missed opportunity.

 

[revjayp]

I mean the answers are right there...

It’s freakin Alabama. We play the red team in OCTOBER. Some mothers peckers....

 

[goinuponatuesday]

Purple Haze

Lemon and super super sour. 👏🏼👏🏼

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

He's off the pot...and took his crap.

Do you think or know?

 

[Jravol78]

A few know him from personal interactions on this board. Who are you?

 

[Grand Vol]

Will it have a happy ending?

Well, that depends on who's helping me write it.

 

[SmokinBob]

Aww. You should get the tickets then. Would probably mean more to your boys than my girls. Hope you get to take them.

.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Ask away...

Is tomorrow D day...decision day...

Not asking about an announcement. Seems like closing time tomorrow it's either Gruden or Patterson

 

[goinuponatuesday]

If I’m out of $100”s

Bitcoins obviously

 

[BJWeeks]

One 40 oz Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Don’t ask why just trust me.

can you just give us some hope if you know anything going on? Just tell us straight up