Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

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Sounds like everything is hammered out and it's a "sleep on it" kind of thing. Lawyers draw up the final paperwork and sign tomorrow. Not much else could realistically change in 12hrs...unless it has to do with his existing contracts. Thoughts?

I would think he has taken care of that before it got to this point
 
It's been a long time (great Cake song btw) since I've posted on here. Fact this my first time back on here in a long time. I couldn't remember my username. Drank since then. Anyway I've been in bad football funk for a decade now. I'm glad to be drinking Grudenade again! SOON!
 
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As you can verify from my account info, I’ve been imprisoned in a cone of silence for the past 8 years. My disbelief of how far the program had fallen from its once majestic heights had stolen away all of my hope and ability to speak positively about the future of my beloved Vols.

But something disturbed the powerful forces that held the cone in place. Just before noon last Sunday a large crack formed in the cone and I felt a warmth to the east. I recognized immediately that this feeling was of hope that I used to know so well. I listened intently and heard faint voices in the distance saying, “soon”. I noticed those voices growing louder and louder as each hour passed. “Soon. Soon! SOON!!!” The crack widened with the rumbling voices which crashed like the waves agains the shore during a hurricane. Finally, the cone crumbled.

Then I saw a vision of a great man clad in orange followed by a spider and two bananas each of which were split into a “Y” shape. Upon seeing this vision I was displaying a full-on Grude which was impossible to hide. My voice returned and I began instinctively spreading the Grude to all with whom I came into contact. I began to find extrme joy when spreading Grude to the “deniers” and “naysayers” masquerading as Vol fans.

Let all be warned!!! The GrudeMeter reads “Nuclear” and all in the SEC and the nation need beware as they will SOON by affected by the fallout! May their souls rest in peace!

OA is out!

Your too familiar
 
You guys really want Gruden bad, May I ask why? I like Chucky being a Bucs fan and all and think he can develop QB's but I don't think his offense would work well at the College level it is extremely complex. Not to mention he has been out of coaching for almost a decade.

Shut up Richard! Tired of "your type" thinking you have a valid point...get in line, take a number, next...
 
Been a lurker for a very long time, long before the Gruden Run of 2012. Have been following this site for any and all football news from several corners of this Earth and I just want to thank Freak and the VolNation members for bringing the highs and lows during my time here.

I wish we could turn VolNation into a TV Show, a combination of a news channel and NCIS...I would never miss an episode with the characters on here, the breaking news, the excitement, the way all the Grudenites band together when a believer is attacked or when others say we aren't living in reality because how we foresee our team being lead to the Promised Land.

Just wanted to say thanks to all!

SOON....
 
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It took a while, but I finally caught up! The thread was growing almost as fast as I could read it. Thank you all (you know who you are) for sharing what you know. I’m off to bed in a pretty good state of mind about our future. Go VOLS!
 
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