Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

[VonVol2]

I’m going to go on record. Ive gone from 0-20% with a bullet.

I'd jump on that bullet, but it's apparently covered in butt sweat from what I've read.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

He wouldn't

Just wondering why the guy I quoted said that?

 

[AllVolForLife_16]

I've been told that Gruden's QB camp has been cancelled. Some people that goes to the camp has been contacted about the situation. Not sure why it has been cancelled if True, but again I have a reliable source, and this is what I've been told.

I watched a video on the All Vol call in show earlier today on FB, and a coach in Montgomery claimed that Gruden has canceled his high school camp in Alabama for this upcoming summer. So that definitely backs up what you're saying here.

 

[Volbrando]

That seems like a huge waste of time. If he went back to Tampa, I’d say he probably isn’t in Knoxville.

I agree. The only possible explanation would be ESPN flying him home but him using a private jet to get back to Knoxville which is more hidden as well

 

[SayNoToJorts]

pill is sweating over the keyboard debating to hit post.

 

[vol445]

Doyle go ahead and crank it to 95

 

[sptnut]

As a photographer fluent in photoshop, that looks photoshopped, head looks smaller than the body.

I'm a graphic designer and I zoomed in on the pixels. No way it's Photoshop. I didn't see a single pixel out of place. Normally when you fakea pic but zoom in closely you can see where it's been manipulated.

 

[Bigworm87]

Don't get too excited, High Point is still not legitimate competition. Haven't been a force in their conference for several years now, so it's not entirely unexpected that we'd throttle them at home. We'll find out next week if we're for real or not.

Umm.. they've been regular season champions 3 years in a row.

 

[Codaman]

WNML is the arch nemesis of the Gruden thread. Once Gruden is announced, he will throw them all into the pit of misery

Dilly Dilly!!

 

[Squints]

Freak, can we slide Daniela in just once, if only for celebratory purposes? Pretty please?

 

[gnm53108]

Preds up 1-0

Sorry...watching the Preds but cant stop the Grudes.

 

[OldTimer]

That seems like a huge waste of time. If he went back to Tampa, I’d say he probably isn’t in Knoxville.

word is he picked up his wife.........

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I’m going to go on record. Ive gone from 0-20% with a bullet.

Probably good enough for that gaping twerking turkey

 

[Boca Vol]

That seems like a huge waste of time. If he went back to Tampa, I’d say he probably isn’t in Knoxville.

No kidding! He could've hired a rickshaw in Charlotte and been in Knoxville faster than all of that!

 

[tastycar]

Coasty, I know you are at 75%. Doyle is at 80. Why don't you go ahead and increase yours a measly 5%?

My big toe in the water is now to just below the knee.

 

[vols1221]

Wanna fight?

We can, but I'm not sure you'd like it. I have sources. Sanders is NOT who will be QB coach!

 

[LazhilUT]

I can’t even adult today because of this thread..

My favorite gif ever!

 

[VolDorado]

Well, let's just bump this baby on up to a cool 80%.

That’s what I’m talking about!

 

[BearCat204]

No kidding! He could've hired a rickshaw in Charlotte and been in Knoxville faster than all of that!

Don't know why this made me laugh so hard

 

[toooofunky86]

😈

Where can I find this??

 

[Coastypop]

Waterworld

Shout out to Waterworld

 

[rkvdg]

wnml is the arch nemesis of the gruden thread. Once gruden is announced, he will throw them all into the pit of misery

 

[austin_vol]

Freak, can we slide Daniela in just once, if only for celebratory purposes? Pretty please?

JUst do it. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Wanna fight?

We got a waffle house fight folks!

 

[VolForLife83]

From TOS, TIFWIW

“I don’t post much, but when I do, it’s with 100% certainty and no bullsh*t. The football scoop article couldn’t have been more fake. Those guys don’t have a damn clue as to what they’re talking about. I know Dale Jones through a relative of mine. He told this said relative that the article was BS. He also said that Gruden definitely wants the job, without question, and that he was indeed contacted by him directly and regarding the LB coach position.

Dale also made sure to note, and this goes for everyone out there (Gruden believers and non-believers), unless ESPN or any of the major networks goes live on air and says that Gruden is NOT taking the UT job, then all of us should believe NO ONE.

In conclusion, Gruden is still very much in play. I am in close connection with Dale and a very big booster here in Nashville. In one of my previous posts, I mentioned the fact that this booster had 0% confidence that Gruden would be our next coach. He is now in the 75% range on that.

Also, some news that just came in while typing all of this out: Jon Gruden is/has been on campus today. That’s not smoke. It’s the truth.

TIFWIW”

Guys like this need to post pics for validity, with said person since they know them so well