Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

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Behr said:
I just got out of the shower after being in the tanning bed, and about to unplug the the curling iron so I can charge my phone.
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allvol said:
Can ESPN afford Peyton?
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To get Peyton? I'd say they'd figure out a way.

Dude has the moxy/personality to fill in for Gruden.

Hell, it may have been part of the original "deal" to bring Gruden here...with Peyton agreeing to a "modest" number.

It's a cush job.
 
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NAILS said:
Again. Our next coach has what to do with this?
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Nails you want to know a hypothetical way to get info from bad people.

You put them under the hood, let's say a sandbag over their head, then you put goggles that are blacked out on them, then tell them to give you 5 names of associates and where they are or they are going to Guantanamo...when they don't..you put them on an airplane and fly around in a circle until they give them up. Then they have to keep coming back because now they're a snitch. And the cycle goes on with the next 5.

The point: It all starts with two people, one asking questions, and one giving answers.
 
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zidanefan said:
Personally, I think the perfect “Gruden to the Hill” announcement possible on MNF would be for him to do it in the style of a recruit.

Picture this: Cut to a shot of Gruden and co-host standing in studio sometime late in the game as they often do.

Gruden says, “You know, tonight’s a special night. I’ve loved every minute of my time at ESPN, but tonight I’m announcing that it’s time to move on to the next chapter of my life.”

Then, he pulls out a UT hat, a TB Bucs hat, and a UF hat. He picks up the Bucs hat, talks about his love for TB, the fans, and the weather in FL, then says, “... but it’s time for me to go back to college!” And, he puts the Bucs hat on his co-host.

He’d then go on to talk about what a tough decision it was, how great the offers are, and thank everyone for their support. Then he’ll talk about how much he and his wife enjoyed their time in Tampa and how much he loves Florida. After a bit of a suspenseful pause, he’ll say, “... so we’re really looking forward to visiting Gainesville every other year.” He’ll then put the UT hat on, pull out a bottle of lighter fluid, douse the UF hat, and light that joker on fire right there in the studio.

Then, he’ll do this pose while singing Rocky Top without the “woo”:

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Yep, I think that’s the way it’s going down.
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You get a like for "without the woo"!
 
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CoachClick said:
To get Peyton? I'd say they'd figure out a way.

Dude has the moxy/personality to fill in for Gruden.

Hell, it may have been part of the original "deal" to bring Gruden here...with Peyton agreeing to a "modest" number.

It's a cush job.
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That one would only leave to coach UT!
 
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So Sean McDonough delivers the Steve Wilks Carolina coach been interviewing last year going hometown narrative and then there was 10-15 secs of silence.. Amazing . CJG is very smart and possesses high level of emotional intelligence..more entertaining than game
 
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Hawkpilot said:
Is it 5g? Do they own the exclusive rights to stream ESPN or the ability to lease those streaming rights? That is what Dish would have.
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Here's a nugget for you if you didn't already know. Disney owns majority stake in BAMTech. They're a small company that did the streaming for MLB.

Disney is also planning to launch a direct-to-consumer ESPN-branded multi-sports streaming video service and Disney-branded streaming service in early 2018 and 2019, respectively.
 
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