Personally, I think the perfect Gruden to the Hill announcement possible on MNF would be for him to do it in the style of a recruit.
Picture this: Cut to a shot of Gruden and co-host standing in studio sometime late in the game as they often do.
Gruden says, You know, tonights a special night. Ive loved every minute of my time at ESPN, but tonight Im announcing that its time to move on to the next chapter of my life.
Then, he pulls out a UT hat, a TB Bucs hat, and a UF hat. He picks up the Bucs hat, talks about his love for TB, the fans, and the weather in FL, then says, ... but its time for me to go back to college! And, he puts the Bucs hat on his co-host.
Hed then go on to talk about what a tough decision it was, how great the offers are, and thank everyone for their support. Then hell talk about how much he and his wife enjoyed their time in Tampa and how much he loves Florida. After a bit of a suspenseful pause, hell say, ... so were really looking forward to visiting Gainesville every other year. Hell then put the UT hat on, pull out a bottle of lighter fluid, douse the UF hat, and light that joker on fire right there in the studio.
Then, hell do this pose while singing Rocky Top
without the woo:
Yep, I think thats the way its going down.