Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

[BubbaWms]

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[The Comb]

I am hanging on every word from Bubba and beaver and I’m not even ashamed

 

[midtnvol2]

Wasted my favorite cat gif on that..:rtfm:

But..SOON

How is the Queen feeling today? Better I hope?

 

[preacherwebb]

The BUCS are historically the worst franchise in the NFL. Look it up! They had NEVER won a road playoff game until Gruden! In their history they've won their division 6 times. Gruden has 3 of them! They have one NFC championship, and one Super bowl. Both because of Gruden! Look it up, then tell me its harder to win @ Bama... Lol

solid.
hard to refute facts.
me likey.

 

[Nationdom]

Swan Man on VQ says

" I know of two, plus one that currently coaches in the SEC....... has Tn connections but not a former Vol"

Swan

In regards to Gruden reaching out to coaches.

Swan is very very respected

Steele

 

[Sara Clark]

I am hanging on every word from Bubba and beaver and I’m not even ashamed

Weird isn't it?

 

[allvol]

There are consulting firms with teams of analysts and machine learning algorithms that get paid to watch, for example, CEO announcements for signs of deception, exaggeration, etc.

Personally, I'm skeptical that the current state of the art in this field is much better than just common sense, but opinions differ.

FWIW, one of these firms has analyzed The Smirk from John Currie's press conference. They used a deep convolutional neural network along with human experts. Their conclusion was that it was a smirk of concealment, rather than ridicule.

Of course, this should be no surprise to any of you, but some people like to cover all their bases.

 

[TennGentry]

Dodd...

"Tennessee because if there is a team more desperate for relevance inside or out of the SEC East, it's the Vols."

He’s not wrong.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

I will say this, if Gruden doesnt take the Tennessee job, then I really wish he would make an announcement to Tennessee fans. Just say that he appreciates the offer, but that he has no interest to ever coach at Tennessee.

Also, if he is using all of this as a means to just troll the UT fanbase or as leverage for something else, thats a ***** move. Not saying its not smart, just a jerk move.

 

[dhvols1]

There are consulting firms with teams of analysts and machine learning algorithms that get paid to watch, for example, CEO announcements for signs of deception, exaggeration, etc.

Personally, I'm skeptical that the current state of the art in this field is much better than just common sense, but opinions differ.

FWIW, one of these firms has analyzed The Smirk from John Currie's press conference. They used a deep convolutional neural network along with human experts. Their conclusion was that it was a smirk of concealment, rather than ridicule.

Of course, this should be no surprise to any of you, but some people like to cover all their bases.

Bubba, you have now mentioned Bayesian statistics and machine learning. I believe I smell a fellow data scientist in the room! Python or R?

 

[barrylee]

JMO, I love Swanson but he's not an insider, he is simply Jonny on the Spot with bringing updates from TOS to here. Still like seeing him full Grude though.

Some of u sure hate sharing insider status

 

[OrangePill]

There are consulting firms with teams of analysts and machine learning algorithms that get paid to watch, for example, CEO announcements for signs of deception, exaggeration, etc.

Personally, I'm skeptical that the current state of the art in this field is much better than just common sense, but opinions differ.

FWIW, one of these firms has analyzed The Smirk from John Currie's press conference. They used a deep convolutional neural network along with human experts. Their conclusion was that it was a smirk of concealment, rather than ridicule.

Of course, this should be no surprise to any of you, but some people like to cover all their bases.

 

[The Comb]

Weird isn't it?

Im loving every second of it lol

 

[VFLnSFD]

I realize You don't think so and that's an opinion I respect. However, I personally do not believe Beav threw out a 1000 piece puzzle(muddy water) but a simple 10 piece puzzle. Unless one can read Beav's mind, anyone that says they finished the puzzle with two pieces is simply attempting to blow smoke or for some other ulterior motive.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that last sentence. I believe there are at least 6 "beavers" floating around here. I believe that everyone jumped to a stalking horse understanding, but concep came in and gave an explanation of a stalking horse OFFER. I believe that was intended to put us on the right trail. But we certainly don't have to agree on this.

 

[goinuponatuesday]

I love tim and Eric. All their stuff is funny

 

[MaTaLa]

Well, I only want to win the lottery.

Maybe a reading comprehension study would work for you.

Don't be frightened, I have not said Boo to Gruden being our next HC.

Calm down and carry on.

Take your condescending, faux hipster a$$ and GTFO

I'm sure you have more sophomoric retorts, save 'em.

 

[vols1221]

solid.
hard to refute facts.
me likey.

Thank you!

 

[SoKnoxVol]

This is all going down exactly like “The Beave” always said it would. Grudens coming...just a matter of how soon, will he be a Thanksgiving surprise or a Christmas gift.

SOON

 

[OrangePill]

This will most likely be immediately written off by most people here, but a teammate of Cade told me that hes been contacted by the "new coach" today. I asked if he meant Hoke and he said no.

Didn't seem like even he knew who it was.

Just going back to this comment I made earlier today. IF Gruden did indeed sign a contract today like the rumors are stating, then Cade Mays getting contacted this afternoon doesn't sound quite as crazy anymore.

 

[InfiniteVol]

I will say this, if Gruden doesnt take the Tennessee job, then I really wish he would make an announcement to Tennessee fans. Just say that he appreciates the offer, but that he has no interest to ever coach at Tennessee.

Also, if he is using all of this as a means to just troll the UT fanbase or as leverage for something else, thats a ***** move. Not saying its not smart, just a jerk move.

I just hope he doesn't make this announcement tonight. That would suck!

 

[Coastypop]

There are consulting firms with teams of analysts and machine learning algorithms that get paid to watch, for example, CEO announcements for signs of deception, exaggeration, etc.

Personally, I'm skeptical that the current state of the art in this field is much better than just common sense, but opinions differ.

FWIW, one of these firms has analyzed The Smirk from John Currie's press conference. They used a deep convolutional neural network along with human experts. Their conclusion was that it was a smirk of concealment, rather than ridicule.

Of course, this should be no surprise to any of you, but some people like to cover all their bases.

Bubba brings it.........

 

[{OrangeBlooded}]

This is the same Clay Travis that "believes in the 1st Amendment and boobs."

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onM_uqNsoT8[/youtube]

And you don’t?

 

[MaTaLa]

Lol. I should post in rhymes from now on.. well knucklehead thought I looked like eminem for some reason and that's why I use it as an avatar ha

8 Mile, for realz, mang

 

[omghulkhands]

Steele

Gran

 

[rkvdg]

This just in Jimmy Hyams says He doesn't think Gruden is going to be TENNESSEE'S next coach.=SOON!!!!