Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

[TenUhSee]

Ever heard of an MOU? Apparently not. HearfforGrumors, take care of my lightweight...

someone needs to tell that guy that there is no rule, law, etc. about how many "head football coaches" can be had at one time.

UT could hire FIFTY "head coaches" before BJ is fired.

99.2%

 

[KB5252]

Now I am just confused again as to whether the cheese being on the taco is a good thing or not.

The old cheese is gone.

 

[MaTaLa]

Okay, I'll say what others are thinking because I'm just that nice of a guy.

You are FOS. You went from asking for updates on October 30th to zero inputs or anything until you mysteriously have this "celebrity friend" that's mysteriously close to the boosters that told you "something big" happened last night.

You know, when I say it like that, it does sound ridiculous, right?

I'll be more than happy to apologize and move on if you provide any kind of back story or any inkling of vetting. Until then, you just are trolling for likes.

My man!

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

My grandmother taught English for 40 years. I rarely make those sorts of mistakes. Ironically, I even had the thought that I was spelling it wrong, but I decided to go with it anyway.

Or, I could have blamed it on autocorrect.

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[UTVolinExile]

Okay, I'll say what others are thinking because I'm just that nice of a guy.

You are FOS. You went from asking for updates on October 30th to zero inputs or anything until you mysteriously have this "celebrity friend" that's mysteriously close to the boosters that told you "something big" happened last night.

You know, when I say it like that, it does sound ridiculous, right?

I'll be more than happy to apologize and move on if you provide any kind of back story or any inkling of vetting. Until then, you just are trolling for likes.

We were all thinking it.

 

[FacelessArya]

I feel left out. Jk! It has been a fun couple of months...

Dang it. Of course you, rev. Sorry. Charlie too. Hope he’s ok.

 

[VolDefense]

Will say it again.

The cheese is OFF the taco.

This is what we want.

Thank you for clarifying. I was also becoming confused.

 

[VFLnSFD]

I just want to say before this thread goes all to hell and not even Preacher, his gifs and his list can save it, I’ve had the best time here.

Thanks to all the smarties-SFD, GV, Boro, HearforGrumors, Hawkpilot, both Vol in/n Exiles, tasty, Sara, for the meat of the thread. Couldn’t have figured out anything without you.

To my fellow Throners of House Vol-
Valar Morghulis.

Too many fun ones to name: Ape, Knuckle, Volly, Dyna-lo, so many. Thanks to everyone for being the best place on the interwebs.

Soon.

Man. These people are going to change things. It has been fun though!

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Because of all the good news today I give this to our Vets.
Soon

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Cannot be liked enough.

 

[Grand Vol]

Thank you. Good thing I didn't search for posts by GV. Would have wasted more of my time. Is GrandVol the actual screenname or is there a clever 204 behind it or or something? Seriously thank you that's all I wanted to know in the first place and wht everybody got so upset hell I want Gruden more than any of you guys

It's Grand Vol. No underscore or anything.

I also have the wallet with "Bad Mother****er" on it.

 

[VFLnSFD]

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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[tastycar]

Will say it again.

The cheese is OFF the taco.

This is what we want.

I want to go on record as saying that off the taco may be proper code but irl, only a lunatic would eat a taco without cheese 🌮

 

[4chrissy]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Looks like it's floating with its evil cat eyes to come and steal my soul. Like something out of Pet Cemetery.

 

[MaTaLa]

I want to go on record as saying that off the taco may be proper code but irl, only a lunatic would eat a taco without cheese 🌮

Lettuce sucks

 

[KB5252]

The Golden egg is in the nest!

 

[Komodo7]

Because of all the good news today I give this to our Vets.
Soon

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Alright, alright, alright.

 

[Halph66]

it's all about them recruits, yo.
gotta give'em a little something something.

^This, you may be spot on.

 

[25801VOL]

Can someone post an update if there is any new info? Twitter is all about Mullen.

 

[HearForGrumors]

I'm sure its already been posted, but if anyone needs something to do for four minutes while waiting on the page to fill up again:

#2 Jon Gruden | Top 10 Mic'd Up Guys of All Time | NFL Films - YouTube

 

[Hawkpilot]

114?

??

 

[VFLCorey]

Good evening everyone. A couple of things after catching up (which took me 2 hours btw):
1. Wow! The thread is moving super fast like it was in XX - XXV again.
2. Lots of positive vibes and mega-insiders popping in with good stuff. The fact that the media is starting to talk about it makes me feel even better about it.
3. My daughter will be born in January. It makes me smile inside knowing she will get to grow up in the Gruden era.

Congrats!!!!

 

[UTVolinExile]

I want to go on record as saying that off the taco may be proper code but irl, only a lunatic would eat a taco without cheese 🌮

That's why it's CODE.

 

[preacherwebb]

Hereforgrumors come in like...

i don't know why i like that gif, but i do.
i should't.
i do.

i won't post it myself tho.

 

[preacherman4vols]

Can someone give me cliff notes version of tonight’s events?

 

[AllVolinGA]

When all of this is said and done and those of you stars have moved on, I just want to be remembered as the quiet kid who sat in the corner and was just happy to be a part of the club.