Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Beav
Strange but fun question,
Does Gruden know this thread exists?
Has he ever mentioned it? Would love to know his thoughts.

We bat sh1t crazy or is he entertained?

Lol I don’t think Beav actually knows Gruden nor claims to

 

[TechnoVol]

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[Nuctech777]

The suit got me. Good to go on the other two 👍

The whiskey on ice got me.

 

[BJWeeks]

Charm.

come on Beaver. What's going on with Gruden?

 

[SobeVol]

Lol I don’t think Beav actually knows Gruden nor claims to

I suspect the circle he runs with would still be able to answer this question. I imagine it has come up at the table

 

[Dallasbowlin]

Imagine if gruden had twitter. Lol he’d have us all blocked by now 😂

 

[TechnoVol]

Last time I drove down to the company store, it was $6.99 a pound. About the same as regular Bacon.
At my local store, Butler and Bailey, it's $12.99/pound. Crazy.
Considered the best bacon on God's Earth.

Hey neighbor... live in Rocky Hill and shop at B&B regularly. :hi:

 

[Volontario]

His sister poured sugar on a booster and gruden came to Knoxville... I think

I knew I missed something. Thanks

 

[Vol_sanity]

So a few days ago I was talking with a Booster who has been family friends since 2000. He said that his brother, Former vol apart of Sugar Vols team. Had talked with Gruden and that if a deal was to happened he was headed back to Knoxville!

What is your favorite golf course?

 

[ncVOL1988]

I heard this in Nicolas Cage’s voice in Family man. Anyone?

I imagined Sean Connery wearing a bond suit.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

You should only be worried if you don’t know how to drive a car with 3 pedals, don’t own a tailored suit, or drink your whiskey with ice cubes in it.

I don’t own a tailored suit and I don’t drink whiskey anymore. Just a normal ol dude that grew up in a double wide. I worked a factory job and odds and ends jobs to pay for my college education while attending. I don’t have a lot, but I’ve worked hard for everything I’ve ever had. I have a beautiful wife and a little girl on the way. That’s what makes me feel rich. No doubt you’re a great guy Beaver, but possessions aren’t everything.

 

[EZE]

Why would you water down good whiskey ?

A small amount of water (such as an ice cube) is thought to enhance the flavor...similar to aerating red wine.

 

[Squints]

Nothing like a little beaver to get everyone to stand at attention.

Just stimulating what's already there. The resident females have even eagerly admitted to having a raging Grude-on.

 

[0nelilreb]

I travel for work. Spend most of my year in a motel. I have no budget for my rooms. But, I have to stay where they accept my companies CC. It's CLC so it's mostly Mid-tier places.

Lol I know CLC well

 

[volnpowell]

Will be out on the West Coast in a couple weeks for about a Month. North or South California?

As long as you don't forget about that surprise you said your working on for us before you go!

 

[JawjaVol]

Long time lurker here, but discussions of Benton's bacon and fine whiskey have got me thinking: I have a bottle of Pappy that's been sitting on my office shelf for quite a while. I had planned to open it to celebrate a business landmark of sorts sometime within the next year. However, after seeing Beav's picture, it seems like the rebirth of our once proud football program is a far more worthy cause for celebration. I guess I'll be sampling some Van Winkle...

Soon...

 

[revjayp]

Portland, actually. The other west coast state.

Used to live in the Bay, but I enjoy Oregon more.

My brother lives in Portland. Tigard actually. I’m up there a lot. Our closest friends live there as well. We play Oregon Country’s club often. My favorite golf courses in the world are in Bandon. I’ll be there in January... Love Oregon.

 

[Godfatha]

Just curious is there a holiday inn @ straw plains? ESPN may get corporate discount at certain places. A buddy of mine works for railroad and gets to use his accumulated points for free stays.

Yes

 

[scottchatt]

Jefferson's Reserve, Angels Envy or Four Roses... Usually keep 'em all on hand.

I like the regular Jefferson’s more than the reserve. I am currently enjoying some of the Jefferson’s Ocean. It’s quite nice. Totally underrated bourbon.

 

[Skizer41]

Easy, champ; I was commenting on the counter top.

I know brother.... It's me, Skizer, didn't mean anything by it.

I was being sarcastic lol. $2000 is a ridiculous amount for a bottle of liquor.

 

[Doc_Vol]

I’m a realtor in Knoxville but my main focus lately has been lurking on this thread.

Until a new coach is hired I would go with someone that does not like football. Not sure you would get their full attention. LOL. JK.

Maybe transferring for work and will be looking to buy my first home, tired of renting and plan to stay put finally.

 

[RagingOrange]

Just stimulating what's already there. The resident females have even eagerly admitted to having a raging Grude-on.

Raging

 

[SobeVol]

I don’t own a tailored suit and I don’t drink whiskey anymore. Just a normal ol dude that grew up in a double wide. I worked a factory job and odds and ends jobs to pay for my college education while attending. I don’t have a lot, but I’ve worked hard for everything I’ve ever had. I have a beautiful wife and a little girl on the way. That’s what makes me feel rich. No doubt you’re a great guy Beaver, but possessions aren’t everything.

Sounds to me like you already have the best. Everything else is just bonus.

 

[Coastypop]

Is Coasty awake.

No.... and he missed out on the Beaver again

 

[Old Geezer]

Beaver, let us know the scoop. Otherwise we barricade the MNF trucks and waterboard for answers. Responsibly, ya know.