Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

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VFL92 said:
LWS on VQ: "part of Gruden's control package is zero information coming out of the football program for public consumption. everything will be closed down"
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I am way behind.... will hopefully catch up by noon tomorrow unless I skip everything...lol

This statement by LWS is as confusing as he is...he has been here telling us that Gruden SAID NO... and said 0% chance he ever coaches in college.... I don't trust him at all on this....
 
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SandoVOL said:
its what we have right now anyway as far as pc. Im wondering if gruden doesnt want vols calls or the football show or any of that. I could see how that would cause a stir with the Ad
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Dang! That will be just my luck... just when I can stand/want to listen again!
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, the morning edition. For those just joining us...

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Man, what a 24 hours it's been. From highs to lows and back to highs again. If a designer could mimic Volnation's emotions into a roller coaster, it'd be the greatest in the world. Gruden would call it "wild, man. Just wild."

And the Gruden threads were moving faster than his betting line. Kind of hard to keep up, but that's why you are reading this, right?

Speaking of keeping up, we have a request by some posters to limit the off topic talk in the thread so they can get updates instead of filtering through 500 posts of Daniela dancing, gifs, countless "Gruden to the Hill!" posts and discussing brake jobs on aircraft in Pensacola during the 60s.

But nah. That's what makes this thread so awesome.

Ron Swanson, highly respected poster, dropped a truth bombs in the RF yesterday with the whole "DeerPark doesn't know any more than the coaching search than I do" comment. I know DP has brought good info in the past, but so has RS. Conflicted! And you have DTO with his 100% comments from Saturday. It's quite a mess folks. Information is not coming out as we might expect.

However, there seems to be a lot more smoke surrounding this hunt at the moment since more and more sportswriters and talking heads are picking up the Grumors stories. Even Paul Finebaum set down his life sized Nick Saban yard gnome for a moment and commented the rumors might have merit. Grumors are starting to reach national level attention, but no denials from either the Man himself or UT Athletics.

And no news is good news on that front.

But, apparently Barrett Sallee thinks Dan Mullen will be the next coach at UT. Not long after doing that little segment, he ended up with all sorts of flaming paper bags on his porch. However, being as nice as UT fans are, they drew smiley faces on them first.

Sallee made a public statement afterwards he was in the market for a new pair of boots.

SmokeyHuntsGators learned how to correctly apply spoiler tags last night. And in doing so, masked the traditional "Soon!" she loves posting.

Not really a spoiler when we know the ending, girlfriend.

And PreacherWebb also giggled while vowing to use said tags in at least the next 500 or so posts.

It was determined Nagle isn't a very good drunk poster. Ape vows to give him lessons in clarity.

Actually, it seems like more than a few posters were imbibing last night. Which happened to include yours truly getting a wink from an intoxicated poster...don't know if it's a girl or a guy. Freak, we really need gender tags.

And I'm still waiting on that Volnation Guru tag like you promised. Okay, Volly promised, but she represents you by proxy, so cough it up.

Trolls continue to invade, continue to get put on ignore and continue to get at least 15 GTFO's per post. However, look for them to be first in line after Gruden is announced with "I believed it all along." Of course, Fade will be crying while stroking his Fathead poster of Dan Mullen, but he'll come around eventually. Not exactly news there, but that's what we call "B Roll" in this line of business. Get used to it or GTFO, trolls.

3 days and a wake up until Doyle's trash pick up. But even if he throws out his old Grudometer, he'll eventually get the upgraded model that goes to 11.

In other news today, rumor has it the Gruden clan is getting together to possibly discuss Jon's move back into coaching. VolNation Enterprises Division of Sneaky Folks and Learning Secret Stuff has been put into action to potentially put said meeting under surveillance. However, the first day of training didn't go so well as Coasty got cranky after not having his morning prune juice and went on emotional roller coaster rides. Faceless got distracted while running into radio stations yelling "we're infiltrating the Gruden's party! How cool is that? And did you see that hot guy out front by the way?" Power T Rev got in trouble with the instructors after yelling "GTFO!" at them. Also, training was paused while instructors attempted to find a translator, but ultimately figured out nobody else spoke Ape.

Ads for replacements will be sent out on Craigslist later today according to sources.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!








(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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Superb! I look forward to your updates!

And how do you know exactly what I say when I hit up radio stations?!? Spooky. You must have been talking to the guys at Fox Sports Radio. My jig is up. 😳
 
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Morning folks. A big thanks to ya'll for making this thread fantabulous. Hope everyone has a great day.


SEMPER FI...

GBO
 
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SandoVOL said:
its what we have right now anyway as far as pc. Im wondering if gruden doesnt want vols calls or the football show or any of that. I could see how that would cause a stir with the Ad
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presser after the game and have one presser thru the week. That is enough.
 
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CNeagleVolFan said:
Coasty I mean come on! A guy can change his tune, and obviously LWS has changed his thinking after hearing what people are saying this time around!
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Or he’s saying what he’s told to say when he’s told to say it . Either way all the laughing bobble heads have about stopped laughing at the idea .
 
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0nelilreb said:
Or he’s saying what he’s told to say when he’s told to say it . Either way all the laughing bobble heads have about stopped laughing at the idea .
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I don't think he or DP have been sent to say anything. I think Larry is just seeing what others are saying and DP is just butthurt and an *******. Neither are as connected as they used to be IMO.
 
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WhiteRhino said:
From the Gruden thread and VQ:

LWS on VQ: "part of Gruden's control package is zero information coming out of the football program for public consumption. everything will be closed down"

Oh MY!
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Maybe all of this nothing from the AD on the situation right now is part of some sort of test Gruden has given them to see if they are able to shut down the flow of information like he wants?

I want to believe so badly. Lol!
 
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Tony Basilio on his blog today says Butch is still working to get another year here. I hope this is way off base and decision has already been made. I don’t want to imagine how bad next year could be
 
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Have not watched a NFL game this season until last night. I thought Gruden was extremely subdued in his comments from the last time I saw him on a telecast. He completely avoided anything Tennessee when in the past he would almost go out of his way to mention it.
 
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revjayp said:
Good morning everyone! Comparison is the thief of joy. Don’t compare yourself to anyone as that bar is too low. You are fearfully and wonderfully made, created with a divine purpose for this time in history to make a difference. You’re NOT insignificant and you ARE needed in the lives of the people you live with-your family. So although it’s not any kind of holiday, today is the only 11/7/17 you’ll ever have so make it count! Don’t forget to be awesome! Oh and, uh, Gruden is coming. 👊🔜
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Interesting.
I had a deep religious conversation recently with what she referred to herself as a Christian Buddhist.
Said she thinks God will only let a soul ascend after many incarnations and lessons learned.
She performed a past lives regression on me that kind of blew my mind. Still not sure what to make of it.

Anyway, , Soon. Go Vols Go Grudens!
 
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preacherman4vols said:
Tony Basilio on his blog today says Butch is still working to get another year here. I hope this is way off base and decision has already been made. I don’t want to imagine how bad next year could be
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Basilio has not a clue, which is not unusual. The AD would lose season tickets and major donations if that were to happen.
 
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