Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

[Hawkpilot]

if beav is nike exec and deerpark is adidas rep, then what does that make bubba?

fbi

 

[columbia vol]

Captain Cooter is calling a good game.

Cooter Beaver who will show up next in this saga, a Bush brother?

 

[85SugarVol]

Night shift checking in.

Nothing but Grude Vibes tonight boys.

Edit: and girls

 

[SergeantVol]

I'd dare say that's the second most relaxing thing you hear.

First would be that mean azz A-10 coming in to save your backside while in close contact.

I got some stories to tell over some beer about close air support. That brrrrtttt sound is akin to an angel blowing its trumpet.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

....

The fact that he waited 10 years to post and started dropping bombs in here is why I've put more stock in what he's said than I have the Beaver. Nothing about him seems trollish.

 

[EweTVol]

So has anything interesting went down other than beaver twittering deerpark

 

[peerless98]

cooter beaver who will show up next in this saga, a bush brother?

bfier

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Was a favorite hangout of the aviation cadets, and we also met lots of pretty Pensacola girls there.

I do miss those Pensacola girls

 

[catchnburn]

Soon

 

[Hawkpilot]

Did you just find the shooter on the grassy knoll?

It is a little wierd.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Imo...on this whole Gruden 2017 experience, Bubba is the biggest quandary here.

I remember first night he posted and it struck me as interesting.

Went and looked at his join date and was over 10 years or so (or more) with no posts.

I knew something was up and he intrigued me more than Beaver.

His join date was 2007 and his very 1st post was in Gruden XX or XXI.

 

[Devo182]

Illated94 said that he thinks gruden will be the next coach of the University of Tennessee

Nostradamus. Did he also say the sun will rise tomorrow?

Everone already know Gruden is done.

 

[windrider]

I do miss those Pensacola girls

Oh, the stories we could tell.......

 

[AllVolinGA]

Good night fellow grudenites! Keep it light for the rest of the night.

 

[volfan1631]

Hey hoss, this thread is like walking into your favorite bar that's covered in orange and white with the 1998 Natty game on repeat and PM highlight playing for commercials. So the topics will range from bbq sauce to UT again becoming the King of the Mountain. So relax, grab a ber, and let's BS....and if anyone hears from Charlie make sure he's doing ok. Poor fella is heartbroke.

Yea something is going on with him and he doesn't sound good.

 

[Grand Vol]

It is a little wierd.

Ten years before a first post? Not exactly what I would call "weird."

Restrained might be the best word for it.

 

[undertakervol]

Hey hoss, this thread is like walking into your favorite bar that's covered in orange and white with the 1998 Natty game on repeat and PM highlight playing for commercials. So the topics will range from bbq sauce to UT again becoming the King of the Mountain. So relax, grab a ber, and let's BS....and if anyone hears from Charlie make sure he's doing ok. Poor fella is heartbroke.

I'm thinking Charlie may be schlafen from too much weissen. I feel bad for him.

 

[tribe80]

No, DP was with Adidas. Higher up exec.

But dp is trolling so hard. And poorly.

He wasn't with Adidas. I knew all the Adidas folks very well. Sat in the Adidas box a few times during games. DP is not with Adidas.

 

[peerless98]

Where's that big monkey?

 

[VFL1010]

Good night all, and Beave, if you're reading, have a good day at school tomorrow.

 

[columbia vol]

Where's that big monkey?

Thats Cooter and Beaver's cousin

 

[Hawkpilot]

Ten years before a first post? Not exactly what I would call "weird."

Restrained might be the best word for it.

Disciplined..like Delta Force disciplined.

Side note..Beaver changed hiw twitter pic again.

 

[Devo182]

Bovada had him as the favorite as a +175 too. So yes Vegas did as well

Bovada <> Vegas.

Either way, meaningless reasoning. People will jump on popcorn sutton saying gruden is coming if his reasoning is vegas betting odds?! Good god. Kelly is 2nd and most agree he is 0% and hasnt even been reached out to, while Frost isnt even listed.

Dumb af reasoning. But judging from his twitter profile pic, he doesnt look like a genius. Looks like a bouncer acting like a trader. Smh.

 

[volinjackson]

He wasn't with Adidas. I knew all the Adidas folks very well. Sat in the Adidas box a few times during games. DP is not with Adidas.

Maybe he was with Riddell?

 

[I Love Lamp]

For anyone that has seen Parks and Recreation...

Do you find it a little ironic that Ron Swanson from Volnation is quoting Duke Silver from Volquest?