Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVIII

[DownTheField]

At some point, it's either risk failing a drug test or get arrested for assaulting your head coach.

 

[salutethehill]

Guys I just want to say about 3 months ago I was one of the people who posted that Gruden would never coach because he has a cushy talking head job 3 days a week making millions. The insight and detective work on this thread has erased all doubt and I'm a firm believer in Gruden on the sidelines next year. This thread is the only excitement I have gotten from this team since the last play of the Georgia Tech game. SOON.

Never too late to get on board.

 

[gunner]

GO!

mrmax86's Guide to the Gruden Threads (v1.1.0):

• [post=14325744]preacherwebb's GIF Posting Guide[/post]
• [post=14448286]How to change your settings to 50 posts per page[/post]
• [post=14427022]Who are the Haslams?[/post]
• [post=14240851]Why Gruden will coach here[/post]
• [post=14437150]How to multi-quote[/post]
• [post=14381180]How to link Twitter posts on VN[/post]
• Need a summary of the latest goings on? Grand Vol summarizes it all for you every morning, midday, and evening. Check Here to find the latest iteration of "The Grude News"
• MIT_Beaver’s VN Profile | @VolsScotchGolf - His Twitter Page

• NO POLITICS. Doesn't matter if you voted for Trump, Hillary, Peyton, or Rupert.
• NO TROLLING. Quit playin’ games with our heart.
• Everybody be nice, or Freak will boot yout butt. Just ask Grude_Awakening. Pecker.
• Our Athletic Director is John Currie, not Curry like chicken curry.
• It's Jon Gruden, not John.
• It’s Haslam, not Haslem

Thanks for the PSA, but there is a problem with a few of the links, especially, the updates.

 

[Volnut]

Scratch Matt Campbell's. Getting waxed by WVA. Gruden or bust!

And oh yeah, switch to Dish!

Sent from my VS986 using Tapatalk

 

[ATPVol]

At some point, it's either risk failing a drug test or get arrested for assaulting your head coach.

I shouldn’t like this so much.

 

[Orangeblood98']

Shall this be the boom thread?

 

[Halph66]

Thank you, mate!

Another one my family likes is Lemon-yaki

Lemon pepper seasoning
Sweet teriyaki glaze

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

 

[Behr]

Interesting as in exciting?

I got this one RTSC


Yes.

 

[daj2576]

this is the one fellas.

Let him watch!

 

[37L1]

Sanity check! You all know Gruden becoming our coach is a dream right?

Still being a jerk, I see.

Just can't help yourself can you.

 

[SergeantVol]

On my way to Neyland to give Tennessee fans what our AD is failing so far to do. Go Vols!

Seems legit

 

[EweTVol]

With gruden as coach the pyros will be awesome

 

[RockyTopSC]

That's good news, that he thought it was funny.

He is not carrying himself the way a man in trouble would. Again don’t take too much from that other than he is pretty relaxed given what is going on.

 

[Oldvol75]

I had girlfriends in high school tease less than you.

But you loved them, no

 

[EweTVol]

Seems legit

Yeah absolutely no need of anymore explanations

 

[BubbaWms]

I switched to full page mode on my phone. How do I switch back to mobile mode??

alt ctrl delete

 

[Godfatha]

With gruden as coach the pyros will be awesome

Butch has made the university some money by saving on fireworks after TDs.

 

[EweTVol]

But you loved them, no

To death

 

[SergeantVol]

Another one my family likes is Lemon-yaki

Lemon pepper seasoning
Sweet teriyaki glaze

I hate to out Behr but I am going to. If y’all want expert culinary advice and he will entertain it, Behr is you go to. He makes Gordon Ramsey look like a punk.

 

[Squints]

Scratch Matt Campbell's. Getting waxed by WVA. Gruden or bust!

And oh yeah, switch to Dish!

Sent from my VS986 using Tapatalk

I said this just yesterday to someone who was moist over Campbell. The transitive property is not your friend in football.

 

[Coastypop]

I got this one else RTSC


Yes.

I never trust you.... but guess I will this time

 

[Coug]

Jesus, you are a sad man.

Your hat needs tuning. Luckily for you, I have a spare. Try this on for size.

Is that your dream and your just making sure we are all onboard?

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Still being a jerk, I see.

Just can't help yourself can you.

Failed the sanity check. #delusional

 

[EweTVol]

alt ctrl delete

Do it twice

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

I switched to full page mode on my phone. How do I switch back to mobile mode??

Google Volnation mobile. That’s what I do.