Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[The Comb]

Soulshine, its better than sunshine

 

[VolNExile]

Yes I know. I see her at church about every Sunday.

Ah. Gotcha. :hi:

 

[A_Vol_n_Hog_Country]

You have nicer stories than I do. Last time I worked in the ER, I got a MVA pt that was naked except for strips of bacon wrapped around his pecker.

I didn’t say “Soon”, I said, “I need a new job”.

Hahaha......I’ve got a few stories like that too. Though I don’t work in the ER.

Not gonna lie when I saw this guy I was like wth are the odds of me getting sent to sit on this guy.

 

[Coastypop]

didn't he say it was espn that would break it

iirc

 

[SobeVol]

Hahaha......I’ve got a few stories like that too. Though I don’t work in the ER.

Not gonna lie when I saw this guy I was like wth are the odds of me getting sent to sit on this guy.

Now that’s kinky

 

[allvol]

Only boys like football.

Very funny..... The :blink: was for her husband being a cowboy. I know SFD IRL.

 

[DuckinVol]

Holy Moly

You give out too much personal information. Bar owners in Colorado who went to UT; over/under is two.

Me? I'm a duck hunter who lives in Memphis. Thousands to choose from.

 

[rocytop2624]

Ape, Look at this ^

My grudometete is 55

What's yours?

 

[Grayvol4life]

Said if deal was done he wouldn't be back.... didn't want to break the story :hi:

He not here=done deal

I agree and Beav said something simular. I know Beave is around though. I DM him on twitter and he responded.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Grunshine..Get it right!!! :spank:

SOON

 

[Squints]

You both are a$$hats

Go jump in a pool full of battery acid!!!

 

[Jake]

I remember from 2012. You were even doing some BASS filming, were you not?

Yep. I do some contracted work for ESPN2 (Bassmaster)

 

[eternal]

Looks like we got quite a bit of gruverts in here today and the atmosphere is gruvy. Not one downer today.
Grude on

 

[Sam I Am]

Didn't he say it was ESPN that would break it

1

 

[volfan1631]

Soulshine, its better than sunshine

Nobody like Warren Haynes

 

[revjayp]

It’s a full blown bowling league in here. 👊

 

[UTVolinExile]

I'm still amazed that people think it's important and worthwhile to make it to some barely-squeaking-in "bowl."

Outside of the biggies, these things aren't bowls. Just participation awards.

It's not so much the game as it is the extra practices allowed by the NCAA.

 

[Jake]

You give out too much personal information. Bar owners in Colorado who went to UT; over/under is two.

Me? I'm a duck hunter who lives in Memphis. Thousands to choose from.

Lol...I’m not scared of my identity. You know that!

 

[The Comb]

I like being spanked

 

[TruVolGritt]

Don't tell me you don't know VFLnSFD is a woman.

Geeze, like this place is a monastery or something

I didn't know her but me and Daniela figured it out :no:

 

[BubbaWms]

Come on JC, make it end....Make UT Great Again !

 

[fishing Vol]

Only boys like football.

Only boys know football. :whistling:

 

[The Comb]

I'm changing my prediction from Gruden XXIX to XXX being the one. We're at a good pace

 

[VolNExile]

It's not so much the game as it is the extra practices allowed by the NCAA.

Oh, that's true. I always forget about that until the bowl discussion begins.

For us, though, extra practice would probably result in the entire team being injured.

 

[RikidyBones]

are we done with the hairless cat in people clothes pictures ?