Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[BubbaWms]

So this is the guy's first post.....what am I missing here? Is he supposed to have some sort of inside scoop? I don't understand why this is significant...

not sure what to say if indeed you're not grasping, there will be cliff notes in production Soon ! perhaps less ventral more reading ?

 

[apevol]

Is the place as busy as it sounds on the phone?

Did you drink 3 bottles of wine?

 

[VFLnSFD]

Where the hell is Grand with an update when you need him?
Talk of cryptic biblical terms, bbq, video games, and lewd sexual acts...
I don’t know which is literal and which is code.

For Real.

 

[EweTVol]

So I want to know... which one of y'all wooed in Rocky top and gave us the ungrudenist season in history?

 

[tdbigo]

So I am about a 12 pack of Yuengling in. What the newest information? Are we still SOON?

Nice!

 

[apevol]

My dad used to call cold glass bottles of Dr.Pepper dope.
Want one?

No.

 

[VFLnSFD]

not sure what to say if indeed you're not grasping, there will be cliff notes in production Soon !

I laughed hard enough at this to wake up the dog.

 

[309VFL]

I don't know if the word was on the document last night or today or last week. But I find this tremendously significant.

I agree! SOON :rock:

 

[fhod_dj_x]

Somebody mentioned that word...this guy's 1st post is explaining that word means "paid in full" that word was on documents at the meeting last night.. I think

Thanks, makes a lot more sense now. People always leave out details for us night shift folks, we have to pick up the pieces and figure out what tf happened all day :unsure:

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Where the hell is Grand with an update when you need him?
Talk of cryptic biblical terms, bbq, video games, and lewd sexual acts...
I don’t know which is literal and which is code.

Tampon

 

[iamadoc]

Which is why y'all should have paid attention to my last post which is the only screenshot I have ever posted. That's how important I think it is.

Been posted like 6 times already. I do have to use readers these days so I may have missed something.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

So, Beaver may be in Asheville where Gruden may be, as well? If beaver was a troll, he would pop in here and confirm that he is in Asheville with Gruden. However, he hasn’t posted in 24 hours, I think. 🤔🤔🤔

 

[apevol]

Where the hell is Grand with an update when you need him?
Talk of cryptic biblical terms, bbq, video games, and lewd sexual acts...
I don’t know which is literal and which is code.

I've done all the horrible things I've been accused of.

 

[VOL 4 Life 83]

Someone mentioned a few pages back, but isnt MIT at Omni Grove, not Gruden?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

My dad used to call cold glass bottles of Dr.Pepper dope.
Want one?

But why?

 

[DustyRockSolid]

No.

Don't say I never tried to give you anything.

 

[UTVolinExile]

lol

the other VolNExile

Lol.

No.

 

[gordonr24]

Where the hell is Grand with an update when you need him?
Talk of cryptic biblical terms, bbq, video games, and lewd sexual acts...
I don’t know which is literal and which is code.

I bet your favorite place is the Frosty Cream, Doyle.

 

[apevol]

Don't say I never tried to give you anything.

Put some dope in your worthless dope and get back to me.

 

[BubbaWms]

I laughed hard enough at this to wake up the dog.

I thought it was a code one has to read more than the Grand Vol chronicles

 

[309VFL]

Tampon

lol::salute:

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Put some dope in your worthless dope and get back to me.

Take the number 8 bus to 17th street and find a man named Martinez. His ****s the bomb.

 

[VFLnSFD]

I thought it was a code one has to read more than the Grand Vol chronicles

I guess you have to get the whole culture if the thread.

 

[gunner]

Yes 100% true.

Link??

 

[fhod_dj_x]

not sure what to say if indeed you're not grasping, there will be cliff notes in production Soon ! perhaps less ventral more reading ?

You could start by answering my question as succinctly as possible instead of fapping to the mere appearance of your username on an empty, meaningless post...or not. It's the Gruden Thread, so that's about what I expected in response.