Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[Obsessed]

Let’s head to Asheville guys! Volnation assemble

Was just there this week. Headed back monday.

 

[apevol]

I hope that's not touchdown. You've been on a drought!!

I go through periods of guilt driven celibacy.

 

[Millhouse]

For someone that hasn't spent a ton of time on the boards, how reliable is SugarLand?

 

[apevol]

Was just there this week. Headed back monday.

OB!!! Lets get drunk!

 

[Nash_Vol97]

If the whole castor means beaver in Latin convo happened in here, I totally missed it. Interesting.

 

[Obsessed]

OB!!! Lets get drunk!

I’m down!!

Let’s do it.

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Edited from earlier

Happy hour y'all!

From the Book of Gruden, Chapter 4

A savior to thine people,

He weareth not a suit, but a polo and visor.

He always carryeth his iPad.

He knows their tendencies.

He’s got their blitzes.

He hath seen thine film.

He shall turn over the DJ tables in the temple.

He cometh to reclaim the kingdom.

His lands shall be from horizon to horizon.

Surrounded by men of righteousness he shall be,

As they reclaim thy lands.

He is thine Gruden.

And he cometh...

SOON.

From the Book of Gruden, Chapter 8

He shall asketh thee:

"Spider, to why banana?"

Thine response shall be:

"SOON"

 

[Orangefrenzy71]

Cant wait for the movie or 30 for 30 to come out.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

I seriously have no idea what is wrong with people...

You have been reading this information for days.


Do you honestly have to have a person behind a podium on your tv telling you something before you realize it's fact?

No. I believe Gruden is happening. I just think some of the theories being thrown out here are dumb. Lol. You were responding to a guy saying apathy on twitter is MIT and you said he's definitely connected. The guy said he got his info from Volnation. 😂. Some of you are just really reaching for conspiracies.

 

[Coastypop]

For someone that hasn't spent a ton of time on the boards, how reliable is SugarLand?

.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Wouldn’t it be cool I’d he went up to EE section or one of the others nose bleeds and watched with the fans again.

I highly doubt he's in the stands for this one IMO.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

When does soon become now?

 

[apevol]

.

He can get lost..

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

When does soon become now?

Soon

 

[TenUhSee]

With Gruden not being familiar with recruiting, this would be a great hire.

in most cases, the head coach appoints one of the
assistants as the recruiting coordinator anyway.

 

[columbia vol]

Maybe not now, but I think we can all agree that Hocus Pocus SJP was smoking hot.

Mississippi platypus

 

[VolFan32]

When does soon become now?

Soon.

 

[LAVol1]

Someone call the Grove Park Inn this evening and ask them to ring Jon Gruden's room. If you get the call thru, you'll know if he's there. If not, you won't know one way or the other. It's probably not in his name if he is there.

I would do it, but I have zero cred here, so it would be dismissed.

 

[bofa]

Ok, just walked it I the lobby of the grove park inn. What do I do now?

 

[BubbaWms]

Just for that I am now officially at 17%

If I said Beav won the first 3 holes of an 18 hole shootout with Haslams man, what then

Wouldn't surprise me if them gazillionaires wouldn't do something like that.....Vol fans future rests on who makes a 6' downhill putt :ermm:

 

[Poppa T]

Cant wait for the movie or 30 for 30 to come out.

And those on VN that are interviewed will wear beaver mask to conceal their identities, except Ape and he'll beat the $h** out of them, just cause he can.

 

[apevol]

Ok, just walked it I the lobby of the grove park inn. What do I do now?

Get nekkid.

 

[tlester3672]

Ok, just walked it I the lobby of the grove park inn. What do I do now?

Stakeout!!!!

 

[river rat]

Has anyone else heard that Gruden will be in Knoxville for the game tomorrow?

 

[zidanefan]

When does soon become now?

Afta afta!