Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVI

[knucklehead_vol]

Why isn't there any murder?

Have you heard from grudeawakening again?

 

[revjayp]

Someone just recommended to give Butch one more year. Smh. That’s the casual fan for ya.

 

[tastycar]

Point 1: Dont come in here if tou arent willing or able to get on another plane. Whats contained in this thread isnt for the average idiot just trolling by looking for snippets. If youre waiting for major media to be convinced of something then just stay out.

Point 2: when the make the movie of this, all I ask is to be at least one of the red shirt guys that gets killed off halfway thru the movie. A cast extra. Thatll be fine.

I'll be the buffoon that SFD has to drag from the ledge every 20 minutes

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

If I get fired for spending too much time on VN, will you all support my GoFundMe?

 

[apevol]

I thought someone posted that the Haslams were a thumbs up on Gruden..... The above post says the opposite....

He wasn't ok with it. Now he knows about the murderin'.

 

[Boca Vol]

WNML must be suffering in ratings. They are attacking fox guys everyday now... Called them frat boy radio. I love the guys on Fox. They toe no line.

Lol. Yea. They lost me as a listener. I listen to Swain in the morning and switch over to Fox after. Love Russell Smith and the Drive in the afternoon.

I wonder how much of a boost in listenership Swain has received since jumping on the Gruden train? :detective:

 

[daj2576]

I thought someone pointed out the castor= beaver about 5 gruden threads ago?

According to that website, castor is also a very bright star.

Do you know who else was a very bright star?

Lucifer.

Hmmm. It’s all becoming more clear now.

 

[tastycar]

Lets poke it with a stick.

What are you doing up this early? Or did you skip bed altogether?

 

[VolFan32]

I'm starting to think that Haslam is on board. Holdup Sunday night was the Kendrick situation.

 

[Sstterry]

anybody seen my sanity?

I think we last saw in 2012

 

[FacelessArya]

The Grude News, morning edition. For those just tuning in.

Good morning everyone. And welcome to the Post-Halloween "I've really got to cut back on sweets...but one more can't hurt" Season. It's that time of the year where we have an overabundance of things guaranteed to make us fat. And further, here's an an early New Year's Resolution to "gotta drop that ten pounds."

In other words, I should stop eating leftover candy. Anyway...

Rumor has it Jones' agent has been shopping him around. Buyout is done and he's looking for a landing spot.

However, on the subject of rumors...there is no good reason to go full tilt on Twitter rumors and whatnot from completely unverified sources. Like this alleged Davenport thing last night. I mean, are we really going to get our underwear all bunched up over some buffoon on Twitter with an Infowars picture on his profile and way too much time on his hands? Let's be smart about what we believe and extremely skeptical of those bringing completely outlandish items. Had I written the same thing here, most everyone would have taken it as my attempts at humor and moved on to the next paragraph without giving it a second thought. Try practicing a little rational thought instead of jumping at what some random dude says.

Having said that to say this, rumor on TOS got tossed out that "it's going down" and was verified by the infamous Hutch7. As to what specifically was going down, we don't know.

Hawk went straight Kojak on us last night and started piecing together a lot of crumbs into a slice of bread. I think there are still some key pieces missing, but at no fault of his since not all of the information will be in the public eye. However, he presents a compelling theory of "why" things might be unfolding as they are and has decent circumstantial evidence to back it up.

A whole lot of smoke about this Kendrick injury story. Like Mount Saint Helens smoking circa May 1981 if true. JAV on TOS and Brad Shepherd both chimed in that it has legs as well. Three words keep popping up. Fired. For. Cause.

Both revjayp and Volinbham giggle like schoolgirls. Admitted to it in public.

Reasonably low time poster Grude_Awakening went straight to deep cover, skinny jeans wearing super-duper insider status on the night shift in Gruden XXV with a single post. And the response was epic.

Grudenmania is addictive and can cause, but not limited to: lack of sleep, giggle fits, craving e-cred, emotional roller coaster, alcohol consumption, belief in unicorns and Bigfoot and being happy one is stuck at a traffic light in order to catch up in the thread just a little bit.

Freak settled a harassment lawsuit out of court from lifeguards Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling today. When asked for a statement, the pair said "we got tired of having to save the same people over and over and over again when they were claiming to be drowning in the hot tub. And got tired of being treated like a piece of meat. We have feelings and just wanted to be held sometimes. To be accepted for who we are and not some fantasy male." Daniela Lopez Osorio quoted as saying "those two need to sack up and get over it. Do you know how many times I've had my picture posted by that squints guy?"

Applications are being accepted for the new lifeguard staff at this time.

Here's a shout out to the Night Shift Crew. You know the deal.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

Whew. I thought I was going to get called in to court to testify for playing grab hands with the Ryan lifeguards. Glad Freak settled out of court.

I nominate Baker Mayfield for interim until a new weekday lifeguard can be found. And I vote for Daniele for weekend lifeguard. That’s when erebody on the yacht anyway.

Love your recaps, Grand!

 

[revjayp]

Did you wake up giggley?

Nah I’m good. Grabbed my man parts just to be sure. Good, hearty, lumberjack cough/laugh came out. Back to normal. 👊🔜

 

[Jake]

I wonder how much of a boost in listenership Swain has received since jumping on the Gruden train? :detective:

He didn’t sound like he was on the Grude Train yesterday on the Finebaum Show. He was laughing at the idea with Paul.

 

[ATPVol]

Bring on the plane over Neyland on Saturday now.

At halftime the marching band is going to go into a bullseye formation, as Coach Gruden parachutes from the plane and lands at midfield.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

The Grude News, morning edition. For those just tuning in.

Good morning everyone. And welcome to the Post-Halloween "I've really got to cut back on sweets...but one more can't hurt" Season. It's that time of the year where we have an overabundance of things guaranteed to make us fat. And further, here's an an early New Year's Resolution to "gotta drop that ten pounds."

In other words, I should stop eating leftover candy. Anyway...

Rumor has it Jones' agent has been shopping him around. Buyout is done and he's looking for a landing spot.

However, on the subject of rumors...there is no good reason to go full tilt on Twitter rumors and whatnot from completely unverified sources. Like this alleged Davenport thing last night. I mean, are we really going to get our underwear all bunched up over some buffoon on Twitter with an Infowars picture on his profile and way too much time on his hands? Let's be smart about what we believe and extremely skeptical of those bringing completely outlandish items. Had I written the same thing here, most everyone would have taken it as my attempts at humor and moved on to the next paragraph without giving it a second thought. Try practicing a little rational thought instead of jumping at what some random dude says.

Having said that to say this, rumor on TOS got tossed out that "it's going down" and was verified by the infamous Hutch7. As to what specifically was going down, we don't know.

Hawk went straight Kojak on us last night and started piecing together a lot of crumbs into a slice of bread. I think there are still some key pieces missing, but at no fault of his since not all of the information will be in the public eye. However, he presents a compelling theory of "why" things might be unfolding as they are and has decent circumstantial evidence to back it up.

A whole lot of smoke about this Kendrick injury story. Like Mount Saint Helens smoking circa May 1981 if true. JAV on TOS and Brad Shepherd both chimed in that it has legs as well. Three words keep popping up. Fired. For. Cause.

Both revjayp and Volinbham giggle like schoolgirls. Admitted to it in public.

Reasonably low time poster Grude_Awakening went straight to deep cover, skinny jeans wearing super-duper insider status on the night shift in Gruden XXV with a single post. And the response was epic.

Grudenmania is addictive and can cause, but not limited to: lack of sleep, giggle fits, craving e-cred, emotional roller coaster, alcohol consumption, belief in unicorns and Bigfoot and being happy one is stuck at a traffic light in order to catch up in the thread just a little bit.

Freak settled a harassment lawsuit out of court from lifeguards Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling today. When asked for a statement, the pair said "we got tired of having to save the same people over and over and over again when they were claiming to be drowning in the hot tub. And got tired of being treated like a piece of meat. We have feelings and just wanted to be held sometimes. To be accepted for who we are and not some fantasy male." Daniela Lopez Osorio quoted as saying "those two need to sack up and get over it. Do you know how many times I've had my picture posted by that squints guy?"

Applications are being accepted for the new lifeguard staff at this time.

Here's a shout out to the Night Shift Crew. You know the deal.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

Excellent!

 

[BubbaWms]

No idea why people are giving DocVol a pass. Dude was as wrong as you can be on a prediction.

Shirley we are not going to have another day of who's on first, what's on second and who in the hell hit the longest homerun or struck out. This process is not over but it took all of us village idiots to get to this point !

Stay thu course !

 

[patrick]

He wasn't ok with it. Now he knows about the murderin'.

If Haslams aren't on board with Gruden then it won't happen - no matter what - Haslam family calls the shots on the hill.

 

[gcvol23]

If all this ends up going down the way some of these insiders say then this will make a great 30 for 30 film in a few years. Grude On!

 

[bigmac]

He didn’t sound like he was on the Grude Train yesterday on the Finebaum Show. He was laughing at the idea with Paul.

Thats because he has to tow the line when on with the national media. Remember, Finebaum works for ESPN. Who quite possibly may be trying to pull of the biggest shocker in college football!

 

[KB5252]

That's why I've been questioning my sanity. From my foxhole the battlefield wasn't familiar. Lol.

I could tell you stories better than any war movie and you may not belive them. This was like a few movies I've watched all in one. Many people stated "better than any book or movie." This had everything but a murder..VN, no murder. Murder bad.

Before this happens Gruden demands a sacrifice!

 

[Vol737]

Just checking in this morning. Missed most of yesterday but spent the last hour reading the last Gruden thread. Good job holding down the fort Grudenites. Good info on Kenderick, JJ and peckers. Plenty of GTFOs and ass hattery going on. It doesn't get any better than in the Gruden threads...until we actually hire the man. Then it's gonna get really Grude!

 

[Ten_Titans]

Maybe you are listening to the wrong media

Yeah. People with credentials that are not anonymous. You could say I have crazy high standards.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Point 1: Dont come in here if you arent willing or able to get on another plane. Whats contained in this thread isnt for the average idiot just trolling by looking for snippets. If youre waiting for major media to be convinced of something then just stay out.

Point 2: when they make the movie of this, all I ask is to be at least one of the red shirt guys that gets killed off halfway thru the movie. A cast extra. Thatll be fine.

RO, 😂...not a murder mystery. If there's a movie I want in too..maybe it should just be people from this thread..invite a couple trolls so we can keep yelling at them.

 

[orange parmejohn]

He didn’t sound like he was on the Grude Train yesterday on the Finebaum Show. He was laughing at the idea with Paul.

He is not. He is pretty much in the same mindset as Larry. "They offered him but I highly doubt it happens."

 

[CPVOL]

If this all goes down according to the story lines that Hawk posted, I hope someone on here has a Netflix connection bc this would make one hell of a Netflix original. Maybe they’ll mention VN in the credits and throw some cash Freak’s way!