Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

[NorCalVol67]

Not since bonnaroo 2005

Do shrooms more often.

 

[Volwark]

How many times can one man be fired? This is like the death scene in Austin Powers.

Or this scene

 

[I Love Lamp]

My pic is supposed to be mocking orange colored glass wearing orange kook aid drinkers. If you think that’s real then wow lol. I bet I could take your girl

I can see why you and JJ’s brother are so close. You seem like a really nice guy.

 

[peerless98]

Looks like I did, in fact, contract AIDS earlier. This post tells me NOTHING new. ugh. all I learned is some stupid story about when you were a teenager and played basketball at the local playground

WTF is your obsession with AIDS?:loco:

 

[Volnatic]

I can see why you and JJ’s brother are so close. You seem like a really nice guy.

I lol’d

 

[VolNRaleighNC]

Definitely a troll by a 10 yr old.

 

[nagle]

show clause?..what am i missing?

 

[Rebel VOL]

Thanks for wasting another hour of my night, grude on

 

[Grude_Awakening]

tl;dr

The hell dows that mean?

 

[OldTimer]

Check yourself buddy

come on G_A, we'd like to hear what you got. Its a message board and the majority of stuff here is "believe at your own risk".

 

[NorCalVol67]

This thread is moving pretty freaking fast considering how late it is for most of you.

 

[Vol_sanity]

Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos

I know JJ's momma...she ain't married...what step dad?

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

I think I get VN/Grumor points for the fact he was typing up a hawk-level post. I should have said hawk-length instead of level. I apologize and will talk to Daniela as part of my penance.

 

[crparker21]

Looks like I did, in fact, contract AIDS earlier. This post tells me NOTHING new. ugh. all I learned is some stupid story about when you were a teenager and played basketball at the local playground

Gtfo

 

[rjd970]

Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos

Smh.

 

[volgr]

Looks like I did, in fact, contract AIDS earlier. This post tells me NOTHING new. ugh. all I learned is some stupid story about when you were a teenager and played basketball at the local playground

He is right, odds are on Gruden. They even got better tonight.

 

[Grude_Awakening]

show clause?..what am i missing?

Show cause from Chip Kelly jack off

 

[SmokinBob]

VC? Yes I think you were right and I was wrong..not a house payment but funds for other ventures..offsets lost endorsements

I actually think it’s shareholder stock in VC for Gruden, maybe part of his “signing bonus” and could be worth mucho dinero to him personally

 

[Hawkpilot]

There really is...
Hoping when this deal is completely done there will be a distinct hierarchy.
Hence deadlines constantly changing.

Several are going to lose a lot of power when this is all said and done.
We aren't just hiring a new coach here folks...
We are completely restructuring an entire system.

Maybe you already said and I haven't caught up..do you think my theory is right?

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Can’t beleive I actually read that whole post

 

[austin_vol]

I lol’d

I’m crying lol

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

I know JJ's momma...she ain't married...what step dad?

Ah hell

 

[rjd970]

I know JJ's momma...she ain't married...what step dad?

E-cred battle incoming.

 

[revjayp]

My pic is supposed to be mocking orange colored glass wearing orange kook aid drinkers. If you think that’s real then wow lol. I bet I could take your girl

Take her where? She’s 2, you perv.

 

[orangesoda]

I waited up for this massive wall of text?

He spilled Cheetos on his moms couch! She made him pick them up before he was allowed back on the pc!