Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

[boxerpupsrcool]

My fulmer bobble head seems to think gruden is all but a done deal..

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Anybody know a defensive line coach from Buffalo that has been looking at houses in Knoxville very recently? Name Mike Waufle? Could be a great nugget? Been tossed my way.

Worked with Gruden in Oakland if memory serves.

 

[SmokeMSJ]

Anybody know a defensive line coach from Buffalo that has been looking at houses in Knoxville very recently? Name Mike Waufle? Could be a great nugget? Been tossed my way.

Coached with Gruden in Oakland, but just got hired as shift runner at Petros on Kingston Pike.

 

[Gorilla33]

Anybody know a defensive line coach from Buffalo that has been looking at houses in Knoxville very recently? Name Mike Waufle? Could be a great nugget? Been tossed my way.

Looks like he was on Grudens Oakland staff.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

There's no way I'm your daddy.

Your Mom didn't have change for the $5 bill I had for that hour we spent together.

Ooohhh 😂

 

[zydane47]

He hasn't recruited since Georgia. He knows.

People bring that up but how do we know that he's stopped recruiting? Has any current commitments come out and said they haven't heard from any of the coaches in weeks?

Or what about the ones who have already decommitted? Did they mention anything like that? He might not be going all crazy like he has before but there's not been real proof that says he hasn't

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh that's right, I remember now, I actually suggested the William Wallace avi, and I think your sig...."Burn it"
Then you changed it to this one..right?

Yep. Went walkabout and decided to change it over.

I've still got the Braveheart avi if the mood ever strikes me.

 

[Evol]

Guys I don't think it's been brought up yet but Gruden makes $6.5M a year in a pretty stress free job. Why would he leave? Also, he's never been a college HC or had to recruit. And besides his NFL win percentage is only 54%.

Im sorry to be the one to bring all of this to your attention. I guess we can just end the thread now, huh?

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm thinking Dusty may make GV's next breaking news update.

I wouldn't want to be accused of posting non-Gruden news or anything.

 

[boxerpupsrcool]

Guys I don't think it's been brought up yet but Gruden makes $6.5M a year in a pretty stress free job. Why would he leave? Also, he's never been a college HC or had to recruit. And besides his NFL win percentage is only 54%.

Im sorry to be the one to bring all of this to your attention. I guess we can just end the thread now, huh?

Dont offend the grudenites..theys a nasty bunch

 

[Hawkpilot]

Exactly. I'm not sure what that has to do with Butch's timing since MIT and other folks are shocked that hasn't happened yet. But that would secure Gruden for sure, right?

It was stated earlier you can technically have two HC's under contract at the same time.

 

[nagle]

Guys I don't think it's been brought up yet but Gruden makes $6.5M a year in a pretty stress free job. Why would he leave? Also, he's never been a college HC or had to recruit. And besides his NFL win percentage is only 54%.

Im sorry to be the one to bring all of this to your attention. I guess we can just end the thread now, huh?

lulz

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Wasnt the grude supposed to wear an orange tie on mnf tonight

He planned to, yes.... sadly, before the taping of MNF began he was enjoying a vanilla milkshake with fresh orange slices in it. Terrible things happened and he made a mess on his tie. Quickly had to switch ties but dont worry. His heart was wearing an orange tie.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Holy ****, a few names I have not seen in years,,holy ****.


escape show up?

Not yet. I haven't seen him in months. He poked his head in the RF during the off-season IIRC. That was the last time I saw him.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

There's no way I'm your daddy.

Your Mom didn't have change for the $5 bill I had for that hour we spent together.

Thats quite odd. My sources are telling me different stories. I hear you had a 2 dollar bill covered in sweat and frustration....but she accepted it out of pity. Thanks father!

 

[Obsessed]

Not yet. I haven't seen him in months. He poked his head in the RF during the off-season IIRC. That was the last time I saw him.

He's been here since then. I believe, maybe a month ago?

 

[boxerpupsrcool]

Thats quite odd. My sources are telling me different stories. I hear you had a 2 dollar bill covered in sweat and frustration....but she accepted it out of pity. Thanks father!

Hahaha!

 

[VFLBerg]

Anybody know a defensive line coach from Buffalo that has been looking at houses in Knoxville very recently? Name Mike Waufle? Could be a great nugget? Been tossed my way.

Was with the Raiders when Gruden was according to his bio.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

I'm thinking Dusty may make GV's next breaking news update.

Seriously... I hope so. This entire fiasco was just a big smokecreen to make it on GrandVols news! :]:]:]:]

 

[nagle]

Not yet. I haven't seen him in months. He poked his head in the RF during the off-season IIRC. That was the last time I saw him.

hope he is still lurking

 

[JoeyVols32]

Anybody know a defensive line coach from Buffalo that has been looking at houses in Knoxville very recently? Name Mike Waufle? Could be a great nugget? Been tossed my way.

is it someone you would trust to know?

 

[Obsessed]

Thats quite odd. My sources are telling me different stories. I hear you had a 2 dollar bill covered in sweat and frustration....but she accepted it out of pity. Thanks father!

I'll be damned. LG actually did get laid.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Not yet. I haven't seen him in months. He poked his head in the RF during the off-season IIRC. That was the last time I saw him.

I tried finding him, but he hasn’t posted since like March or May. You still guarding stuff at night?

 

[Grand Vol]

Thats quite odd. My sources are telling me different stories. I hear you had a 2 dollar bill covered in sweat and frustration....but she accepted it out of pity. Thanks father!

Oh, wow. Straight savage there. How ever will I recover from such a witty retort?

 

[TruVolGritt]

Worked with Gruden in Oakland if memory serves.

It's a name outta nowhere that got floated, I would not have made that up, guess we'll see?