Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIV

[revjayp]

He said the media had been informed, so you would think we would be hearing something by now

Unless they were told to keep it quiet till tomorrow. Maybe he didn’t get to meet with the team and they’re waiting on that.

 

[Offset Eye]

I thought it was Douche1@gmail...no wonder he never gets my emails.

Excellent follow-up! Bravo! Ha!

 

[bevman]

My wife just said gets her news from me so we are good.

I mean its that or I go back to taking photos of gorgeous models...she prefers the former.

Pics?

 

[RockCityVol]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

Bring some new material. Your way behind on your game. Do you honestly think your the first person to say this.

 

[Vols_Life]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

Shut the f*** to the up

 

[I Love Lamp]

This is the funniest juvenile joke I have seen in days on here. Nice.

The funny part is it’s not a joke

 

[Power T-Rev]

Is it weird that I’m afraid to leave this thread in fear of missing out on something?

 

[TheApprentice]

john gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. Coach 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

john gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

gtfo

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Why would we offer 10 million when MIT told us he accepted 7.5 million 2 weeks ago?

Maybe its somewhere in the middle?

 

[Boca Vol]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

Oh boy...get ready for the ambush!

Edit: Too late

 

[revjayp]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

Hey guys. We got another one. Who keeps leaving the screen door open??

 

[tastycar]

Is it weird that I’m afraid to leave this thread in fear of missing out on something?

Think we're all in the same boat.

 

[MtnVol]

Is it weird that I’m afraid to leave this thread in fear of missing out on something?

That's currently where I stand :ermm:

 

[Volbrando]

Why would we offer 10 million when MIT told us he accepted 7.5 million 2 weeks ago?

Other 2.5 for staff?

 

[KB5252]

Douche@gmail.com is that you?

The cockeyed negagrude.

 

[patrick]

john gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. Coach 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

john gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

 

[Lovesomebigorange]

What is going on, I am so confused😟 Did Butch meet with the players or not? I thought someone said it was getting out to media now.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Is it weird that I’m afraid to leave this thread in fear of missing out on something?

We all weird up in here

 

[slobberknocker]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

Don't throw logic into this thread. You're going to make a lot of folks weep and moan.

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Why would we offer 10 million when MIT told us he accepted 7.5 million 2 weeks ago?

Because that's what the chart said to do. Duh.

 

[ruger1234]

John Gruden appears like a mastermind of football because his only job is watching, analyzing, and commenting on football. Literally, that's all he gets paid to do. When you are a head coach you have to 1. Recruit 2. Deal with media 3. Manage your staff 4. COACH 5. Deal with administration 6. Mentor these young athletes. 6. And a bunch of other stuff

John Gruden is the "shiny" new thing in folks minds. Magical thinking . Let's hire this guy because all these things will fall in place just because of his persona.

High risk hire. He doesn't need the money. He hasn't coached college in decades. Fired from last coaching job as he didn't develop talent. Had strained relationships with players. Will this guy actually be hungry to do the work it takes? 70-80 hour weeks.

yes

 

[NorCalVol67]

Is it weird that I’m afraid to leave this thread in fear of missing out on something?

No, it would be weird if you left and missed something.

 

[Big151Orange]

Hope not. Hes a damn good coach

Just not good enough for us according to some. If we hire him he'll flop, if UF hires him guaranteed Natl Champs! 🤣

 

[Volstylexx]

Maybe its somewhere in the middle?

It’s a serious question. Why are we still negotiating something that was already done?

Someone’s sources are wrong. You can’t still be negotiating if you’ve already accepted.

 

[RagingOrange]

There she is! Welcome back! Didn't find that ignore button I see. Did you at least find some Anastrozole? Some type of AI? You need it.

Cant ignore a big pile of ****...gotta throw it out before it stinks up the place for good

I thought it was Douche1@gmail...no wonder he never gets my emails.

Nah theres plenty of douches to go around