Official Jon Gruden Thread XX

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TN-POSSUM said:
Possible Gruden siting. Ingles grocery store on Emory Rd.
A blonde haired guy in a visor and black polo was buying all the rotisserie porks (3), that were in the display. I said "Hey goob, how about letting me have 1 of them". He turned around and said "soon". I'm not 100% sure it was him, but I'm back up to 80% on the Grude meter.

#grumors
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Doyle's Grudometer soars to 75%!











Not really.
Still at 5%
 
#2,584
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I don't post much, but I love reading Volnation threads. This one has been the most entertainment relating to UT football I've had all season. From inside sources to Never Gruders to Trolls, I enjoy them all, especially sightings of Gruden's wife. In honor of all you Gruden thread posters, I penned a little song. Sing it to the tune of the Eagles Witchy Woman.

Losin' bad and no upsets
We're falling down brick by bricks
Inside sources from left and right
Whisper of Gruden on a Pilot flight.

Woo hoo Grudee woman
She's got our coach in her eyes
Woo hoo Grudee woman
When they come the Vols will rise

She's been seen in the Forge
Making our hopes become engorged
Crazy trolls in chat rooms
Will drive us all to madness very SOON

Woo hoo Grudee woman
She's got our coach in her eyes
Woo hoo Grudee woman
When they come the Vols will rise

Well I know you want them coming
But let me tell you something
They're already getting
in Saban's head

And there's Gumors going round
all over town
Neyland's going to rock
to raise the dead

Woo hoo Grudee woman
She's got our coach in her eyes
Woo hoo Grudee woman
When they come the Vols will rise

GBO
 
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#2,593
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You know who has the best job right now? The two interns over in the AD who are getting paid to come up with rumors to send in to Volnugs. I would love that job.
 
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