Official Jon Gruden Thread XVIII

[joevol33]

Joe....

What

 

[Coastypop]

Hey, hey, hey! It was all consensual!

No means NO, not maybe

 

[IM4TN]

If Butch is the promised land,
I've had all I can stand,
Wish Gruden was signin down in Knoxville town tonight,
Well I just don't fit in,
And I'll never come back again,
I'm sittin here with Gruden on my mind,
Oh, I'm stuck in here and I got Gruden on my mind...

 

[Freak]

damnit, freak.

👀

 

[joevol33]

You know how gassy I get without my fiber

I thought you won that lifetime supply of Metamucil at the old folks bingo game?

 

[DuckinVol]

If Butch is the promised land,
I've had all I can stand,
Wish Gruden was signin down in Knoxville town tonight,
Well I just don't fit in,
And I'll never come back again,
I'm sittin here with Gruden on my mind,
Oh, I'm stuck in here and I got Gruden on my mind...

The stations up here, they don't sign off with Rocky Top.

 

[Coastypop]

Has knucklehead been around today. Last I saw he was in the ER with a broken collarbone.

haven't seen any posts, I assume he is all drugged up today





Kinda like most in here, come to think about it

 

[apevol]

👀

💔

 

[Coastypop]

I thought you won that lifetime supply of Metamucil at the old folks bingo game?

I donated it to the hungry children at the home

 

[joevol33]

I donated it to the hungry children at the home

Bravo sir

 

[2EastTnVols]

I loved it.... got any other nugget you are hiding away

Yeah, because we probably don't know what you think we know.

 

[2EastTnVols]

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How long did that take you to do?

 

[mrmax86]

Now, I've perfected it... At least on mobile.

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[VFLnSFD]

Does anyone thinks it matters that he goes by Mike and not Michael?

I choose to ignore that.

 

[mrmax86]

How long did that take you to do?

About 15 edits on my phone, lol.

It was worth it.

Freak, you've created a monster.

 

[BubbaWms]

Now, I've perfected it... At least on mobile.

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I see what ya done, if I squint I can make out Grude !!

 

[Coastypop]

🔜

 

[mrmax86]

Hahaha, it looks good on my phone! Probably rubbish on everyone else's.

 

[Weezer]

Now, I've perfected it... At least on mobile.

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I haven't had a drink in four years, yet somehow, this leaves me feeling hungover. Please, stop the madness.





Or at least pass the weed.

 

[ericberry4heisman]

Clay Travis acknowledged the Grumors today. I'd say this is a milestone event for the Gruden thread. Congrats everyone.

 

[Coastypop]

🔜

Hey Coasty the emojis don't work on tapa..

 

[mrmax86]

How long did that take you to do?

7 minutes.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Has knucklehead been around today. Last I saw he was in the ER with a broken collarbone.

My 9 year old had the broken collar bone.

 

[Coastypop]

Hey Coasty the emojis don't work on tapa..

Thanks...:hi:

 

[I Love Lamp]

Clay Travis acknowledged the Grumors today. I'd say this is a milestone event for the Gruden thread. Congrats everyone.

I used to hate Clay Travis but he is growing on me. His rage videos after games are great.