Official Jon Gruden Thread XVIII

[SobeVol]

Gruden himself as the narrator would be even better.. he would be laughing the whole time

Love this. Him sitting in his UT PJ’s in a recliner reading it like “‘‘twas the night before Christmas”
Comedic gold right there!

 

[RonJovi]

With the whole me being a troll bit, I won't burden with the details, but Holy crap!

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

i'd be happy with news of Gruden leaving ESPN.

3 weeks from tonight ..“Sean I wanted to takes this opportunity to thank you for our albeit short time together and for all the years here on one of the greatest American institutions , MNF. But I am going to be moving on at the end of this season to become the next head coach of the University of Tennessee . “

 

[I Love Lamp]

UT could probably make an extra 5 million+ off fans buying Gruden gear!

If there was an orange shirt that said Grudenmania that looked like the Hulkmania shirt...I would pay a large amount of money for it.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

With the whole me being a troll bit, I won't burden with the details, but Holy crap!

Can you please do me a favor and change your avatar. It's pissing me off lol

 

[VFLnSFD]

I'm pre-irritated about the people who will claim to have been believers after this us done.

 

[vols72]

Can we get an audiobook of this thread? I'm driving

Only if James Earl Jones is reading it

 

[Power T-Rev]

I have a suspicion that this new guy may have taken your spot in this thread .... sorry number 2

Yeah, slice needs to up his game. There's a new kid on the block

 

[Unconditional Surrender]

With the whole me being a troll bit, I won't burden with the details, but Holy crap!

Do you know someone who works at Ruth's Chris?

 

[RonJovi]

Can you please do me a favor and change your avatar. It's pissing me off lol

You can run and tell those turds at the other page to kiss my ass.

 

[preacherwebb]

Do you work for Batesville?

No sir. We're just a small outfit. Distributor, not manufacturer like Batesville.
Palmetto Casket Company.

 

[Coastypop]

With the whole me being a troll bit, I won't burden with the details, but Holy crap!

Who in their right mind would ever claim that Ron-Jovi is a troll?

 

[vols72]

With the whole me being a troll bit, I won't burden with the details, but Holy crap!

Then just send them to me ... I don't think your a troll

 

[RonJovi]

Do you know someone who works at Ruth's Chris?

No no no. This is from one of Jon's guests.

 

[Power T-Rev]

Do you know someone who works at Ruth's Chris?

No but boxerpoopiepants works at Texas Roadhouse

 

[Volsfaninva917]

You can run and tell those turds at the other page to kiss my ass.

I sure will, tell me which ones

 

[Coastypop]

No sir. We're just a small outfit. Distributor, not manufacturer like Batesville.
Palmetto Casket Company.

Retired Funeral Director here, still do some part time work once in a while for fishing money ... glad to meet someone in the industry :hi:

 

[tvolsfan]

Urban to Ohio St was seen as a definite possibility. Harbaugh to Michigan was laughed at by pretty much every national NFL guy, including UM alum Adam Schefter, and almost all local Michigan beat writers, radio hosts, and sports columnists. Even after it was announced that Harbaugh and the 49ers were parting ways, very few people thought he would leave the NFL to go back to college. John U Bacon was pretty much the only Michigan insider who thought Harbaugh was a possibility.

I certainly thought it was a legit possibility after he got fired from the 49ers. I don't see why anyone would have thought otherwise.

Now when he was at Stanford, I did expect him to go to the NFL. But I don't see why anyone would have been shocked he was going to Michigan after leaving San Francisco.

 

[austin_vol]

Bets on Gruden coming out in an orange tie tonight???

 

[shocka2430]

No no no. This is from one of Jon's guests.

I dunno who's a troll and who isn't just hear to read info and have a good time. If you got something solid, lay your nuts on the table and let us know what you got. In the end freak can drop the hammer on'em if you were lying.

 

[Coastypop]

No no no. This is from one of Jon's guests.

WELL! Spill it you tease :thud:

 

[preacherwebb]

Retired Funeral Director here, still do some part time work once in a while for fishing money ... glad to meet someone in the industry :hi:

Greetings to you sir! :hi:

 

[RonJovi]

Who in their right mind would ever claim that Ron-Jovi is a troll?

Well aside from you, there is a contingent of folks who I don't care for that are monitoring this thread. They didn't like my "nuggets" before, so you guys are getting them now. FTR this is from a brand new source, although it is important to know that my sources cycle every 3-4 years...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

So is sole reason is because people say he doesn't like to recruit?

That's why you have those people called assistants to do that for you. 🤗

 

[bray2milton]

Just wanted to get a post in the legendary Gruden thread. Somebody give me a percentage chance that Jon Gruden is our next head coach. Realistically.