Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose

[OrangeEmpire]

Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

CHICAGO—As the 2008 presidential election draws closer, Democrat Barack Obama has reportedly been working tirelessly with his top political strategists to perfect his looking-off-into-the-future pose, which many believe is vital to the success of the Illinois senator's campaign.
When performed correctly, the pose involves Obama standing upright with his back arched and his chest thrust out, his shoulders positioned 1.3 feet apart and opened slightly at a 14-degree angle, and his eyes transfixed on a predetermined point between 500 and 600 yards away. Advisers say this creates the illusion that Obama is looking forward to a bright future, while the downturned corners of his lips indicate that he acknowledges the problems of the present.

Thoughts?

 

[allvol123]

Rock star!

 

[VolBeef88]

Symbolism over substance.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

maybe he'll break his collar bone

 

[Chemvol]

You mean this?

 

[Fine Vol]

Well at least he did not practice the Bush technique of putting your head up your butt.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

what a goober

 

[BigPapaVol]

Well at least he did not practice the Bush technique of putting your head up your butt.

Are you saying that Bush placed your head up your butt?

 

[Fine Vol]

Are you saying that Bush placed your head up your butt?

It took alot of OIL, have you seen its impact on gas prices?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[Vol Mania 21]

It took alot of OIL, have you seen its impact on gas prices?

please tell me you are not serious

 

[volsforever27]

It took alot of OIL, have you seen its impact on gas prices?

I know you're just kidding, there's too many other things in there for there to be room for Bush's head. :hi:

 

[Fine Vol]

I know you're just kidding, there's too many other things in there for there to be room for Bush's head. :hi:

Just when I was give you a free membership to the jelly of the month club:no:

 

[lawgator1]

Symbolism over substance.

Good thing we got all that substance with George W. Bush.

Oh. Wait.

 

[volsforever27]

Just when I was give you a free membership to the jelly of the month club:no:

OK, sorry... please forgive me.

 

[allvol123]

Good thing we got all that substance with George W. Bush.

Oh. Wait.

SOP for the Obamanites. Can't actually say anything for Obama, so just revert to Bush.

 

[VolBeef88]

Good thing we got all that substance with George W. Bush.

Oh. Wait.

I said NOTHING about Bush.

But is this not exactly what I said?

 

[Fine Vol]

SOP for the Obamanites. Can't actually say anything for Obama, so just revert to Bush.

:dance2: Its like having Tebow for a QB.

 

[MG1968]

:dance2: Its like having Tebow for a QB.

great during the regular season, only to get beat by a Michigan team that lost to Appy State?

 

[myrobbins7]

great during the regular season, only to get beat by a Michigan team that lost to Appy State?

:birgits_giggle:

 

[Fine Vol]

great during the regular season, only to get beat by a Michigan team that lost to Appy State?

keep em comin

 

[MG1968]

keep em comin

run off the field after a great play and instead of getting kissed by a cheerleader, one of your teammates plants a wet one on you?

 

[lawgator1]

Beat Tennessee 59-20 and look like you could have named the score at will but have them go on to play a much easier schedule and eek out the SECE by getting lucky against South Carolina and Kentucky?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Beat Tennessee 59-20 and look like you could have named the score at will but have them go on to play a much easier schedule and eek out the SECE by getting lucky against South Carolina and Kentucky?

I am with you, Fulmer sucks!

 

[kptvol]

Beat Tennessee 59-20 and look like you could have named the score at will but have them go on to play a much easier schedule and eek out the SECE by getting lucky against South Carolina and Kentucky?

We were lucky against South Carolina and Vandy. We just beat UK.