pismonque
Bury me in Orcadian peat
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Vampire teddy is my favorite president.
I've researched it extensively and have significant doubts that Teddy actually was a vampire.
John Tyler, on the other hand, was absolutely 100% vampire:

It was no accident that Harrison died a few weeks into office and moved Tyler to the top. I have reason to believe that Harrison was Tyler's familiar.