Meanwhile in The Swamp...

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HuntlandVolinColo said:
That big ole sheet eating grin will go away fast when he starts getting pleasured orally.
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VolFreakJosh said:
Why are you finding every way to bash your coach? Not that I'm complaining, keep doing it. :)
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I'm keeping it real...he's a very good coach, but an average recruiter playing second fiddle to our in-state rival and Alabama in conference.

But he's no shark humper.
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
I'm keeping it real...he's a very good coach, but an average recruiter playing second fiddle to our in-state rival and Alabama in conference.

But he's no shark humper.
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And you guys really really REALLY hope that's true. It sure does look just like him in that picture. Well at least the parts were used to seeing anyway.

And of course he denied it. Would anybody really expect him to say yes?!

I cannot believe there are that many mojitos in Fla though...
 
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NorthDallas40 said:
And you guys really really REALLY hope that's true. It sure does look just like him in that picture. Well at least the parts were used to seeing anyway.

And of course he denied it. Would anybody really expect him to say yes?!

I cannot believe there are that many mojitos in Fla though...
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I trust you guys will believe that's McElwain and not the Jimmy Johns CEO (known for killing large game), just like you'll continue to believe these two guys weren't UGA fans dressed up like UF fans at the Cocktail Party back in the day.

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Sandman 423 said:
That doesn't look like he is hunting the shark.:whistling:
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I'm guessing he lured the shark into the boat by playing some old school Barry White tracks, then promised the shark a really nice steak dinner at Morton's.

Next thing you know he slipped the shark a couple roofies and the rest is history.
 
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LW, you're normally a good poster but you seem to be trying a little too hard to disprove the photo. :whistling:
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
I'm guessing he lured the shark on boat by playing Barry White tracks, then promised the shark a really nice steak dinner at Morton's.

Next thing you know he slipped the shark a couple roofies and the rest is history.
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Actually he serenaded the shark with Def Leppard's "Love Bites"
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
If McElwain is into humping dead sharks, that's between him and the shark.
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You know I hadn't even thought of that angle until you brought it up. Just the bestiality.

But... necrophilia bestiality... with a fish to top the whole package off.

Whoever is in that picture I don't know if their wife should divorce them or just black mail them for life. 😂😂
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
I trust you guys will believe that's McElwain and not the Jimmy Johns CEO (known for killing large game), just like you'll continue to believe these two guys weren't UGA fans dressed up like UF fans at the Cocktail Party back in the day.

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Thats a good pic of you and 99. Give you props, you pulled off the belt and jorts combo flawlessly.
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
I'm keeping it real...he's a very good coach, but an average recruiter playing second fiddle to our in-state rival and Alabama in conference.

But he's no shark humper.
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You haven't recruited with Alabama in over 10 years, give me a break.
 
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