Recruiting Forum Football Talk XXXII

[Glitch]

Every year the offseason catches me right upside the head. I hate the offseason.

 

[utvolmaniac]

So you'd pick the bath...

...in An Olympic sized swimming pool. I'll take the shallow end and give her the deep end. Hopefully she can't swim.

 

[bignewt]

Would you rather have to only be able to drink out of a toilet for the rest of your life or have to put your hands in gloves full of bullet ants every year on your birthday?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Would you rather have to only be able to drink out of a toilet for the rest of your life or have to put your hands in gloves full of bullet ants every year on your birthday?

You have a very vivid imagination newt

 

[WallyBalls]

Now you see the violence inherent in the system.

Second favorite movie line of all time.

Only comes up short to the "HOLY UNDERWEAR!!!.....I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy..." scene in Blazing Saddles.

 

[RikidyBones]

Would you rather have to only be able to drink out of a toilet for the rest of your life or have to put your hands in gloves full of bullet ants every year on your birthday?

Does the toilet mean I have to give up Dr. Pepper or can the toilet supply Dr. Pepper instead of water?

 

[RikidyBones]

Would you rather sleep with Rosie O'Donnell but no one will ever find out or not sleep with her and everyone thinks you did?

 

[Volunteer forever]

Would you rather bathe with Glenn Close (25 mins both nude) or have dinner with Madonna for an hour and a half.

I might have dinner with Madonna but if I say something she doesn't like she might blow up my house! :crazy:

 

[butchna]

Would you rather sleep with Rosie O'Donnell but no one will ever find out or not sleep with her and everyone thinks you did?

Having sex with radioactive waste vs RUMORED sex with waste?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Would you rather sleep with Rosie O'Donnell but no one will ever find out or not sleep with her and everyone thinks you did?

Hmmm...that's a tough one. The pain of a horrific memory that will never dim in intensity, or the abject humiliation that will be dumped on you for the rest of your life? Imma go with door number 2. I can always go live in the mountains in seclusion, but I could never hide from myself.

 

[bignewt]

Does the toilet mean I have to give up Dr. Pepper or can the toilet supply Dr. Pepper instead of water?

You can drink Dr. Pepper but you have to pour it into the toilet first.

 

[bignewt]

You have a very vivid imagination newt

I love me some intricate "would you rathers."

 

[Dust10]

Would you rather sleep with Rosie O'Donnell but no one will ever find out or not sleep with her and everyone thinks you did?

Am I allowed to get new family and friends, or is this a magical scenario where everyone I meet automatically thinks I did said deed?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

You can drink Dr. Pepper but you have to pour it into the toilet first.

No problem..Just go buy a brand new toilet at Home Depot, do a little customizing, and you've got a dandy gimmick fluid dispenser.

 

[RikidyBones]

Am I allowed to get new family and friends, or is this a magical scenario where everyone I meet automatically thinks I did said deed?

everyone "knows" dust. it's automatic

 

[RikidyBones]

You can drink Dr. Pepper but you have to pour it into the toilet first.

toilet then. love me a good cup of toilet dr. p.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Dooley as head coach for the next 20 years but we are guaranteed to win 1 national championship or Butch for the next 20 years with no guarantee.

 

[RikidyBones]

I love me some intricate "would you rathers."

Nothing wrong with a good would you rather sesh

 

[Dust10]

everyone "knows" dust. it's automatic

Then I would bite the bullet and do the deed. :rock:

 

[Rishvol]

Dooley as head coach for the next 20 years but we are guaranteed to win 1 national championship or Butch for the next 20 years with no guarantee.

If there's no guarantee of 1 then there's also a chance at multiple...

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Then I would bite the bullet and do the deed. :rock:

The real question is could you? I mean how do you stay at attention once that stupid mouth starts running? Better yet, how do you get that way to start with?

 

[RikidyBones]

Then I would bite the bullet and do the deed. :rock:

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Dooley as head coach for the next 20 years but we are guaranteed to win 1 national championship or Butch for the next 20 years with no guarantee.

Butch. The one national championship will be in shower etiquette.

 

[Dust10]

The real question is could you? I mean how do you stay at attention once that stupid mouth starts running? Better yet, how do you get that way to start with?

1) With a lot of blue pills

2) I have a solution for shutting her up, but I can't say it without getting banned.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

1) With a lot of blue pills

2) I have a solution for shutting her up, but I can't say it without getting banned.

1) They don't make a pill strong enough no matter how many you take

2) You plan on puttin a little cutout in a paper sack for that...that might work