While we are at it, why don't we just replace our team with professionally good looking girls wearing skimpy little outfits. Watching the Vols lose could never be so fun!
But will their scanty clothing be black? That's the question...This is something that Vanderbilt and Duke should really consider.
Neither of those programs are ever going to be relevant in college football...so this scantily clad ladies team would be perfect for those schools.
There wouldn't be a drop-off in wins, but it would create a huge boost in attendance and revenue.
It's a no-brainer. Somebody get Cut on the phone...