Smokeytom
Keep Calm and Heup On
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One bad season does not signal the end of an elite program.
Posted this elsewhere, but thought with the discussion here, it's relevant. It's a couple posts by a Vandy poster on their website.
If those who listen to, or talk about, Bruin are that screwed up, imagine how bad he actually is. I assume that he is at least as obsessive internally as he is externally.
Imagine him trying to order a pizza:
Bruin: Let's get pepperoni.
Bruin: But pepperoni is greasy, and you know how your bowels do on greasy food.
Bruin: But I really like pepperoni.
Bruin: But what if they made non-greasy pepperoni.
Bruin: They don't.
Bruin: But what if they did?
Bruin: Whatever.
Bruin: Yeah...well maybe chicken. Chicken isn't greasy.
Bruin: Right, but chicken may be subject to bird flu.
Bruin: Well...yeah...but humans can't catch that from eating cooked chicken on pizza.
Bruin: But if you could, then you might catch bird flu and die...
Bruin: ...if the chicken actually had bird flu...
Bruin: ...and if it wasn't part of a drug test program for a secret bird flu drug.
Bruin: But if it was, you might or might not be in the control group...
Bruin: ...and may or may not get the treated chicken...
Bruin: ...who may or may not have bird flu...
Bruin: ...which may to may not be transmissible to humans via pizza sauce.
Bruin: Right. Ok...what about beef?
Bruin: ...but mad cow...<CRASH!>
Bruin: Huh?
<sound of falling glass as neighbor jumps out window>
Bruin: <furrows brow> Darn...seven years bad luck. So yeah...mad cow...
Quez with 17 reps in the bench. Good enough for 5th best among WR.
Also, measured in at 6'2" 223 I believe.
10 1/4 inch hands.
If he runs well tomorrow I could see him possibly getting snagged at the end of the draft. Most likely UDFA.
Obviously injuries will be a major concern pending the outcome of his medical tests.
If those who listen to, or talk about, Bruin are that screwed up, imagine how bad he actually is. I assume that he is at least as obsessive internally as he is externally.
Imagine him trying to order a pizza:
Bruin: Let's get pepperoni.
Bruin: But pepperoni is greasy, and you know how your bowels do on greasy food.
Bruin: But I really like pepperoni.
Bruin: But what if they made non-greasy pepperoni.
Bruin: They don't.
Bruin: But what if they did?
Bruin: Whatever.
Bruin: Yeah...well maybe chicken. Chicken isn't greasy.
Bruin: Right, but chicken may be subject to bird flu.
Bruin: Well...yeah...but humans can't catch that from eating cooked chicken on pizza.
Bruin: But if you could, then you might catch bird flu and die...
Bruin: ...if the chicken actually had bird flu...
Bruin: ...and if it wasn't part of a drug test program for a secret bird flu drug.
Bruin: But if it was, you might or might not be in the control group...
Bruin: ...and may or may not get the treated chicken...
Bruin: ...who may or may not have bird flu...
Bruin: ...which may to may not be transmissible to humans via pizza sauce.
Bruin: Right. Ok...what about beef?
Bruin: ...but mad cow...<CRASH!>
Bruin: Huh?
<sound of falling glass as neighbor jumps out window>
Bruin: <furrows brow> Darn...seven years bad luck. So yeah...mad cow...
If those who listen to, or talk about, Bruin are that screwed up, imagine how bad he actually is. I assume that he is at least as obsessive internally as he is externally.
Imagine him trying to order a pizza:
Bruin: Let's get pepperoni.
Bruin: But pepperoni is greasy, and you know how your bowels do on greasy food.
Bruin: But I really like pepperoni.
Bruin: But what if they made non-greasy pepperoni.
Bruin: They don't.
Bruin: But what if they did?
Bruin: Whatever.
Bruin: Yeah...well maybe chicken. Chicken isn't greasy.
Bruin: Right, but chicken may be subject to bird flu.
Bruin: Well...yeah...but humans can't catch that from eating cooked chicken on pizza.
Bruin: But if you could, then you might catch bird flu and die...
Bruin: ...if the chicken actually had bird flu...
Bruin: ...and if it wasn't part of a drug test program for a secret bird flu drug.
Bruin: But if it was, you might or might not be in the control group...
Bruin: ...and may or may not get the treated chicken...
Bruin: ...who may or may not have bird flu...
Bruin: ...which may to may not be transmissible to humans via pizza sauce.
Bruin: Right. Ok...what about beef?
Bruin: ...but mad cow...<CRASH!>
Bruin: Huh?
<sound of falling glass as neighbor jumps out window>
Bruin: <furrows brow> Darn...seven years bad luck. So yeah...mad cow...
If those who listen to, or talk about, Bruin are that screwed up, imagine how bad he actually is. I assume that he is at least as obsessive internally as he is externally.
Imagine him trying to order a pizza:
Bruin: Let's get pepperoni.
Bruin: But pepperoni is greasy, and you know how your bowels do on greasy food.
Bruin: But I really like pepperoni.
Bruin: But what if they made non-greasy pepperoni.
Bruin: They don't.
Bruin: But what if they did?
Bruin: Whatever.
Bruin: Yeah...well maybe chicken. Chicken isn't greasy.
Bruin: Right, but chicken may be subject to bird flu.
Bruin: Well...yeah...but humans can't catch that from eating cooked chicken on pizza.
Bruin: But if you could, then you might catch bird flu and die...
Bruin: ...if the chicken actually had bird flu...
Bruin: ...and if it wasn't part of a drug test program for a secret bird flu drug.
Bruin: But if it was, you might or might not be in the control group...
Bruin: ...and may or may not get the treated chicken...
Bruin: ...who may or may not have bird flu...
Bruin: ...which may to may not be transmissible to humans via pizza sauce.
Bruin: Right. Ok...what about beef?
Bruin: ...but mad cow...<CRASH!>
Bruin: Huh?
<sound of falling glass as neighbor jumps out window>
Bruin: <furrows brow> Darn...seven years bad luck. So yeah...mad cow...
