You, my friend have a very twisted definition if failure. Almost, dare I say, childlike in its simplicity. My feelings won't be hurt, so don't worry about me, okay sport?
If I had to be as fretful as you about my team, I think I'd find another sport to watch. I'm willing to see what happens and decide how I feel about it then. The 4 players might all end up injured or in drug rehab or may not pan out as expected. I think CBJ will put the best athletes he can get onto the field and I don't feel the need to characterize his efforts as an across the board failure to make myself feel important. Sad that you do. Maybe you should find a hobby.
Sunshine pumpers... Geez, at least be original.