The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[joevol33]

My son just called me. He was getting off the elevator at the undergraduate library tonight with his girlfriend and a large fellow was getting on as he exited. His girlfriend said "that guy must be on the football team". She looked up the picture on her phone and said to him "his name is Paul Bain".

I had shared this thread with my son a while back, so when he heard that, he immediately called me. " guess who I just saw?" Of course his girlfriend was oblivious to it, so he put me on the speakerphone as I read to them his amazing story. We laughed and laughed.

True story!

You will never be safe again

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

The day Paul Bain came to Tennessee, he became the new butt of pathetic jokes.

 

[ptcarter]

My son just called me. He was getting off the elevator at the undergraduate library tonight with his girlfriend and a large fellow was getting on as he exited. His girlfriend said "that guy must be on the football team". She looked up the picture on her phone and said to him "his name is Paul Bain".

I had shared this thread with my son a while back, so when he heard that, he immediately called me. " guess who I just saw?" Of course his girlfriend was oblivious to it, so he put me on the speakerphone as I read to them his amazing story. We laughed and laughed.

True story!

By the way, in the elevator when Paul Bain pushed the up button, the elevator stayed and the building went down!

 

[Escape Goat]

Lame

 

[Bleed-Orange]

Will Grier was suspended for drinking Paul Bain's sweat.

 

[pismonque]

I once saw Paul Bain pull a pin from a live grenade, pick his teeth with it and then put it back.

 

[Aesius]

Lame

 

[JCHateSteve]

Steve Spurrier retired after he watched film of Paul Bain.

 

[joevol33]

The only reason superman and batman are fighting each other next year in a movie, is because neither wanted to fight Paul Bain.

 

[Vol737]

When a bulldozer broke down on a construction sight, Paul Bain took the blade off and pushed it himself.

 

[Plano Vol]

Ronda Rousey is respectfully cautious of Paul Bain

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

In high school baseball, Paul Bain once hit a bases empty grand slam to win a game.

Paul Bain can get water from a rock. Today, we call them the Great Lakes.

Paul Bain can kick an upright through a football.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. Paul Bain taught him how.

 

[ptcarter]

Paul Bain stopped the cold war. Started the warm war.

 

[dyllisvol42]

Paul Bain is why Steve sarkisian drinks.

 

[VolsMcGee]

Time heals all wounds. Except for those inflicted by Paul Bain.

 

[river rat]

Vin Diesel hired Paul Bain to play Vin Diesel in the next Fast and Furious sequel "Faster and Even More Furious."

 

[Vol737]

Paul Bain once surfed The Pipeline....and broke it.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain can kickstart a Mack truck.

 

[MT LeConte]

Paul Bain, every man wants to be him. Every woman............well.......... every woman want's to be him too.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Paul Bain doesn't wear a condom. There is no protection from Paul Bain.

 

[Orange Studs]

I heard he had a custom made pool cue and drop top Cadillac. Heard they called him Slim.

 

[ttocswob]

Ronda Rousey is respectfully cautious of Paul Bain

Then they shared a burger at Hardee's:

 

[montanatenn]

Paul Bain day will be celebrated October 31st.

 

[JCHateSteve]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Paul Bain stories.

 

[Jax_Vol]

We gonna send Paul Bain down to Tuscaloser