The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[pismonque]

On Thanksgiving, Paul Bain says you're welcome.

 

[joevol33]

This is great.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain does simply walk into Mordor.

 

[dd4vols]

no one is even mentioning his Blue Ox..............

 

[joevol33]

no one is even mentioning his Blue Ox..............

That's cause he ate it.

 

[joevol33]

The real reason Columbus came to america, is because he heard Paul Bain was here.

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

Hell will be going to Paul Bain

 

[JCHateSteve]

Paul Bain doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

Paul Bain can tug on superman's cape.

Paul Bain can ice skate up hill.

Paul Bain doesn't have to look for Carmon San Diego.

Paul Bain watches the Watchmen.

 

[UTwild82]

Christian Bale tried to talk in Paul Bain voice. His voice box exploded.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Paul Bain once ate an entire birthday cake in one sitting. Poor stripper inside never got the chance to pop out of it!

 

[ptcarter]

Paul Bain started the movement #nick_saban_doesnt_matter

 

[fester]

I was running 120 mph on my Kawasaki when Paul Bain passed me on his Nike's.

 

[photovol]

Gotta give props to Mr Paul Bain for having the guts and determination to walk on at UT, he has been a big surprise.....under the radar guy
Go Vols

 

[UTwild82]

The 1-5-5 nickel package was developed solely for Paul Bain.

Donald Trump just announced he no longer wants to build a wall along the border. He's asked Paul Bain to stand guard.

Paul Bain is so tough he doesn't cry during Tom Rinaldi segments of College GameDay.

Tim Tebow wears Paul Bain pajamas.

 

[drvenner]

My wife will admit she's wrong to Paul Bain.

 

[joevol33]

Cheek didn't want to eat his booger, but Paul Bain looked at him and he knew he had no choice.

 

[dduncan4163]

:lolabove:

 

[dduncan4163]

Dude this is simply EPIC LMAO

 

[HorusHawk]

Paul Bain drives the team bus to the stadium...

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain invented ground beef we he punched a cow through a chain link fence.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

 

[dduncan4163]

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[HorusHawk]

Paul Bain likes his meat so rare, that he only eats unicorns.

 

[HorusHawk]

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Paul Bain.