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Does their board know of this glorious thread? I hope so.
Surely.
They care more about us than we do about them and yet plenty of us venture over there to laugh about their opinions and beliefs.
They'll scream and cry about us at every turn with pure hatred but they won't bring this thread up because it's not exactly inaccurate.
They pump sunshine through one another because it's easier to accept when you're all willing to drink the koolaid. They know it will be bad and yet some of them choose to believe. It's called a cult. And cults tend to be made up of delusional people. Much like Vandy fans.
As bad as Mason is I do have to give him credit with one thing, he isn't afraid to play his schedule. CJF on the other hand would buy out a game in a heart beat to replace it with one of the crappiest teams in all of college football. Thats also why I don't get why people give CJF so much credit for his time at Vandy. 4 of his wins every year were against high school level teams. With a schedule like that you better go to a bowl game every year.
As bad as Mason is I do have to give him credit with one thing, he isn't afraid to play his schedule. CJF on the other hand would buy out a game in a heart beat to replace it with one of the crappiest teams in all of college football. Thats also why I don't get why people give CJF so much credit for his time at Vandy. 4 of his wins every year were against high school level teams. With a schedule like that you better go to a bowl game every year.
Vanderbilt's football team(probably 1-11) and the Vandymania message board should be comedy gold this season.
Board mood after each game:
WKU = "We only lost by 10 after everyone predicted a two-touchdown loss. Mason is making progress!"
UGA = "We only lost by 21 and UGA is a top 10 team! We also scored two offensive touchdowns! Hooray for Andy Ludwig!"
Austin Peay = "Hell yes! 1-2 baby! McRary with a BIG game. 200 yards passing, 2 TDs, and 3 INTs. We're going bowling for sure. Josh Dobbs who?"
Ole Miss = "Well, we lost another to Ole Miss, but we're still 3-3 against them in the last 6, and this one was a little closer than the last. I'm feeling good about this team."
MTSU = "Wow, can't believe we lost to MTSU. They wanted it more because it was homecoming for them. We play them next year at Dudley and will blow them out!"
South Carolina = "Ugh....1-5 now. Still think we'll be bowl eligible, though. Got a lot of cupcakes left on the schedule, including EweTee."
Missouri = "Mason seems like he really is in over his head. David Williams should hire Gary Pinkel if he has to fire Mason. There's no way Pinkel would turn down Vandy! We're in Nashville!"
Houston = "Welp, there goes bowl eligibility. Houston is a dang good team, though. Would definitely beat the Viles by 4 touchdowns."
Florida = "I turned the game off in the 1st quarter and rewatched a replay of the 2013 UF game. Then I called Penn State's athletics department and left a voicemail begging James Franklin to come back..."
Kentucky = "Anyone know when baseball season starts?"
Texas A&M = "So, we got blown out, but did you guys know that Tennessee had the chance to hire Kevin Sumlin? Instead they're stuck with the WORST coach in the SEC, Butch Jones! Can't wait to ruin their SECCG hopes next week!"
Tennessee = "The buttchuggers might have beaten us in football and we might be 1-11 and absolutely zero in-state recruits want to play here, but we still own the state....in baseball, women's bowling, and tennis!"
Board mood after each game:
WKU = "We only lost by 10 after everyone predicted a two-touchdown loss. Mason is making progress!"
UGA = "We only lost by 21 and UGA is a top 10 team! We also scored two offensive touchdowns! Hooray for Andy Ludwig!"
Austin Peay = "Hell yes! 1-2 baby! McRary with a BIG game. 200 yards passing, 2 TDs, and 3 INTs. We're going bowling for sure. Josh Dobbs who?"
Ole Miss = "Well, we lost another to Ole Miss, but we're still 3-3 against them in the last 6, and this one was a little closer than the last. I'm feeling good about this team."
MTSU = "Wow, can't believe we lost to MTSU. They wanted it more because it was homecoming for them. We play them next year at Dudley and will blow them out!"
South Carolina = "Ugh....1-5 now. Still think we'll be bowl eligible, though. Got a lot of cupcakes left on the schedule, including EweTee."
Missouri = "Mason seems like he really is in over his head. David Williams should hire Gary Pinkel if he has to fire Mason. There's no way Pinkel would turn down Vandy! We're in Nashville!"
Houston = "Welp, there goes bowl eligibility. Houston is a dang good team, though. Would definitely beat the Viles by 4 touchdowns."
Florida = "I turned the game off in the 1st quarter and rewatched a replay of the 2013 UF game. Then I called Penn State's athletics department and left a voicemail begging James Franklin to come back..."
Kentucky = "Anyone know when baseball season starts?"
Texas A&M = "So, we got blown out, but did you guys know that Tennessee had the chance to hire Kevin Sumlin? Instead they're stuck with the WORST coach in the SEC, Butch Jones! Can't wait to ruin their SECCG hopes next week!"
Tennessee = "The buttchuggers might have beaten us in football and we might be 1-11 and absolutely zero in-state recruits want to play here, but we still own the state....in baseball, women's bowling, and tennis!"
