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apevol said:
Sap, sawdust, blood... I'm just gonna go to bed. I feel like I just kilt that dragon flying around OKC that OB posted about.
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Sleep well. Sap mixed with oil,sawdust, etc is the worst. Might as well throw your clothes awwy.
 
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McDad said:
Thx. My daughter has wanted a husky forever. Good dogs?
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Great dogs. Funny. Loyal. And very active.

However... They are not easy. They shed.. ALOT. They need a big yard to run and burn energy or else your stuff is fair game. And if they get lose they will run.. And run.. And run..

I've had three though. And I wouldn't have traded any of them for the world. My wife and I will always have one.
 
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TNsnyper20 said:
Chick straight hit her with a shovel... Haha
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You better stop hitting me in the face! It's a fight you *****. Wait.... How many stitches did she have? 5 . From mole removal? Yea. Ok. You ready. Don't hit me in the face *****.



Lulz all around!
 
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I remember one girl fight when I was him high school. One of the best fights I had ever seen. They both grabbed each other with their left hands and both were throwing and landing punches with their right. Went on for a few minutes until one connected flush. Then proceeded to take the other girls head up against a car window. Ah... Good times. Good times.
 
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TNsnyper20 said:
I remember one girl fight when I was him high school. One of the best fights I had ever seen. They both grabbed each other with their left hands and both were throwing and landing punches with their right. Went on for a few minutes until one connected flush. Then proceeded to take the other girls head up against a car window. Ah... Good times. Good times.
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I've seen one. Shirts got ripped and boobs were flopping. Didn't stop the girls.
 
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I saw a woman fight behind my aunts house as a kid. It was a close neighborhood, by house standards, where fifty yards behind you was the other home separated by a row of trees and bushes. We always played in those trees and made forts and climbed trees. One evening, the lady came out cussing on the phone to someone and we wee hiding in the trees of course because boys and tree forts = special operations while wearing our camo. Next thing we know, the neighbor from next door is stomping through a clearing in the trees towards her house. They had a confrontation that involved words my mom would slap me silly for saying. A push led to a shove and 2 mins later, the cops showed up with one lady knocked cold and the other a bald spot in her hair from the pull out.

It was awesome. The lady knocked out was the one shoved. She tripped and landed on her back to which the opponent saddled her and proceed to grab chunks of hair and slamming her head into the concrete until a pool of blood was there. One was arrested and the other took off in an EMS vehicle and to this day, I don't think I have asked what he come of them.
 
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Anyone ever see a fight break out at a funeral during the burial?

I have, in Huntsville, AL. :eek:lol: I know, only in Bama.
 
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Hats off to fort smith pd. the cop was cool as hell and helped me out.

Still had to receive a ticket, but he tried his best to keep me from getting one on a bogus "claim".
 
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hog88 said:
What'd ya do?
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Sitting at a red light with a woman in a suv in front of me.

The two lanes to our right are turning lanes to get on the interstate. They turn green and she goes, as well as I do. She stops, I tried to stop. I bumped her. No damage. The dust on either vehicle was disturbed.

I got out of the truck and checked on her. She was holding her neck and stating she didn't know where she was. I asked if she wanted to pull off the road and wait on the cops. She acted dumb again.

She finally pulled up over out of the way in a store parking lot. Called the police. I checked on her again.

The cop showed up, looked at her vehicle and my truck (dump truck) he told me the woman complained of injury and the medics were on their way.
He told me she was fine but he had to cover his butt.

He said normally he would have done an accident report and we would go on our way. No ticket. But because she claimed injury I get a ticket.

The cop told my boss and our safety response team that he did not want to cite me but had no choice.

So I just did a dot accident testing. Breathalyzer and urine test.
 
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Obsessed said:
Sitting at a red light with a woman in a suv in front of me.

The two lanes to our right are turning lanes to get on the interstate. They turn green and she goes, as well as I do. She stops, I tried to stop. I bumped her. No damage. The dust on either vehicle was disturbed.

I got out of the truck and checked on her. She was holding her neck and stating she didn't know where she was. I asked if she wanted to pull off the road and wait on the cops. She acted dumb again.

She finally pulled up over out of the way in a store parking lot. Called the police. I checked on her again.

The cop showed up, looked at her vehicle and my truck (dump truck) he told me the woman complained of injury and the medics were on their way.
He told me she was fine but he had to cover his butt.

He said normally he would have done an accident report and we would go on our way. No ticket. But because she claimed injury I get a ticket.

The cop told my boss and our safety response team that he did not want to cite me but had no choice.

So I just did a dot accident testing. Breathalyzer and urine test.
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Your missing the point. You had your phone open to VN and the Arky fan cop saw it. You don't deserve it........... Crazy Hog fans.
 
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