What's Wrong With You?

#557
#557
I'm addicted to coke cola, and I keep finding opportunities when I should be abstaining from it and all pop to regrow my hair.

There was a girl a beautiful cheerleader in high school that I had a crush on that I never asked out.
 
#558
#558
jhen713 said:
Every time I think I have problems, I just look around and there's always someone worse off than me.

Hang in there Weezer, hate to hear this. hope you get some good news soon.
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To quote the mummy remake we've all got our problems.

If people had no problems shrinks would all out be out of a job.
 
#559
#559
In the winter season my hands get very dry, and parts of my fingers or knuckles bleed as consequences.
 
#561
#561
joevol33 said:
Mine do as well, the back of my legs also, behind my knees.
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Like a snake skin it's very unsmooth.
At least I don't live in Alaska or Canada because those places have cold weather that lasts most all year long.

The edges of my hair are so damn thin that I barely can see them unless it's up close to a mirror.
A hairline that hasn't fully regrown in the front, and thin hair on the top and sides.
Fixable problems since I'm aware of how to regrow my hair.
 
#563
#563
My eye vision is bad so that's why I need to wear contacts. Or eye glasses if I don't have any contacts.

I got fooled that Notorious Ben is a homeless man when really he isn't.
 
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#565
#565
BadJerry20 said:
He still wants his damn pizza
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Your closer to where he lives you can buy it for him.

Otherwise I'm not driving to where he is, and if he doesn't want to drive to Omaha Nebraska he can't get the pizza at least not from me.
 
#566
#566
firestorm said:
Your closer to where he lives you can buy it for him.

Otherwise I'm not driving to where he is, and if he doesn't want to drive to Omaha Nebraska he can't get the pizza at least not from me.
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Yeah but you have the crush on him, maybe he will cuddle you after.
 
#571
#571
joevol33 said:
I thought man cuddling was required in the zone?
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What zone?


I was dumb enough to not see Blackhat in the first two weeks, and it doesn't look like it'll be released to cheap theaters.
I realize it'll be released to DVD but it isn't the same as a seeing a movie in the theaters.
 
#572
#572
firestorm said:
What zone?


I was dumb enough to not see Blackhat in the first two weeks, and it doesn't look like it'll be released to cheap theaters.
I realize it'll be released to DVD but it isn't the same as a seeing a movie in the theaters.
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I can't afford theaters anymore!
 
#573
#573
joevol33 said:
I can't afford theaters anymore!
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That'll make for 1 somber time seeing preview for movies.

When shaving my face I always seem to get cuts. A small inconvenience.

I've heard myself sing at karaoke including carry on my wayward and damn I am not a smooth singer.
 
#574
#574
I have learned I have terminal halitosis. Well it's not terminal for me, just whoever I'm talking to.
 
#575
#575
firestorm said:
My eye vision is bad so that's why I need to wear contacts. Or eye glasses if I don't have any contacts.

I got fooled that Notorious Ben is a homeless man when really he isn't.
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Ben lives in a nice sized refrigerator box. It has four walls, so it qualifies as a home. Just sucks for him when it rains.
 
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