I remember being set up on a blind date in 198?. I walk in this girls house and just about died. The girl had a forehead that was reminiscent of a neandrathal.
Being a gentleman, I did hang with her for about a half an hour, then escaped. The guys who set me up thought it would be funny to steal my car and stick me with her for the night. However, I foiled their plan by leaving early.
They show up at her house to get my car, and its gone. Ah ha! He took her out. Let's find him. Yeah!.
They wound up running all over town and finally found my car parked parked in a park - so they thought.
The windows were all steamed up and those guys are laughing and creeping up on the car. They jump on the car and beat on the windows. The window comes down and they know immediately that its not me. They take off hurriedly and retreat back to the dorm.
They returned to find me sitting in the TV room and drinking. They told me the story and I had a great laugh and still am.