Too late. It's a done deal. In fact, I have hand picked our offensive coaches and assistants right here on VN.
Volitil is the kicking coach. Got his son a scholly already.
Tux reluctantly agreed to be QB coach, and will be implementing new mutton footballs. (Had to arrange a meeting at his table to talk business)
Lebvol kindly accepted the role of counting.. things..
Pattycake has to be a cheerleader :air_kiss:
Vol Lady's job is to makes sure we are getting enough fluids. And medicine.
Glichten writes poems for the team as inspiration.
Volssam has the special job of implementing gifs on the jumbo tron to distract the opposing teams offense.
Bob Mueller as stat keeper. (I checked them)
And Butchna is just my bit... I mean personal assistant.