The 2014 Epic Post of the Year

#76
#76
Bubba

Nocleats said:
A challenge to fellow fans this year. Who is "Bubba"?
. Its starts with who "Bubba" is NOT. He is not little Meagan and Hunter all dressed up in their cheerleader and football player uniforms, (yes they are precious) as they ooh and ahh at Smokey. Bubba is not Bob and Susan, your clients from Michigan who just moved to the area.. Bubba is not your neighbors who know nothing about football... " Bubba" IS the guy we know who will scream and raise holy hell for 60 minutes for the Vols:yahoo:.. He is the loudest guy you know who LOVES the Vols and will not be "nice" to the other team... Bubba works with us, he lives close to us, or he is related to us... BRING BUBBA to Neyland and leave the little angels and customers for another event... Make Neyland the meanest, nastiest, loudest stadium in the country again... GO GET BUBBA!
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#77
#77
Ain't Nothin' But A "G" Thang

AlumniChase said:
As bad as it sounds, this is a good sign IMO. When we were winning our players had a little "street" creed besides just having the measurables. We've been way too nice for too long a la McCullers, Jacques Smith etc. If either of those guys had some "g" in them with their physical gifts, they would have been unstoppable. I miss the old days when we were worrying about our players getting into a little trouble, not worrying if we would make a bowl game. Flame away.
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#78
#78
And by the way, Brandon Lopez...

bleedingTNorange said:
Every last one of you is a damn disgrace, do you hear me?! Our future Hall of Fame coach got married today, to his very beautiful lady friend, and all you jacka$$es can do is sit here and talk about candy bars, and you call yourself Vol fans? I'll tell you what, you cult members are a bunch of faux Vol fans with all your fabrications and what not, what an embarrassment. When I was in the military we would've been lining up in a single file line to congratulate Coach Tyndall one by one, that's the way you do it if you're military and a true Vol fan. Oh, and by the way, my sources tell me the Brandon Lopez injury is a smokescreen and he's going to be our day 1 starting PG, now GET IN LINE MEN!
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#82
#82
Rifleman said:
Often in the past we have been presented, here on this goodly forum during Georgia week, thinly reasoned rambling portending to explicate why the present circumstances are favorable toward a positive outcome for our beloved Vols.

Since some visitors to these hallowed boards might conclude on the perusal of such crudely posited justifications that we are a fanbase both unreasonable and uncouth, this year I would like to elevate the conversation by presenting: numerous verities regarding an impending flogging of Georgia's posterior forthwith.

1. They are not unlike the torpid souls that languor and burn in the infernal hereafter.

2. Mark Richt is a person of remarkably limited intellectual capacity and he has endeavored to assemble a synod of coaches even more imbecilic and febrile of brain than a drooling lobotomite. The most elder Dooley would not incorporate any of these dullards within his organization, not even as a hydration specialist in a thirst alleviation capacity. In fact these motley fools would not be allowed to operate botanical height optimization machinery at Tennessee.

3. Their team is thoroughly lacking in both intestinal and testicular fortitude and many of them probably have endocrine imbalances that leave their bodies incapable of producing testosterone.

4.Their quarterback's naive and trembling inexperience is overshadowed only by his extreme lacking in vertical stature.

5.Their primary ball carriers are incomparibly frangible and it is quite likely that medical aid will be required to triage their brittle and broken frames off the field of play.

6. Their defensive systems are infant in their execution and that unestimable gentleman, Pruitt, has failed to prove valuable in any capacity in any of his prior iterations.

7. Their secondary is ineffectual and they could not take possession of a forward pass if one was gently lobbed to them with a limpid and feathery trajectory. No other defense within our continental bounds will be as inept at removing possession from their opposing offensive units as these Hades-bound canines.

8. As has most often been the case, our team possesses far more natural alacrity for the game.

9. They are like prebuscent males who fear and tremble in awe at the prospect of the orange lingual glyph which adorns the sides of our protective helmets and all the rich connotations and memories of past glories conjured by said glyph.

10. Their totemic avatar animal representive and appointed celebratory functionaries are severely lacking in pulchritude.

11. Their supporters are semi-illiterate dilletantes and Athens is a crude orafice gouged in the earth for the sole purpose of catching the feces of the imbeciles who inhabit its rancid air.

12. Tennessee is a superior political, geographical and cultural entity.

13. Coach Jones is a mental luminary and will use his superior intellect to transcend cognitively any definition of gridiron brilliance that Coach Richt could possibly deign to concieve.

14. Our young men are possessed with a greater facility for the game and they are able to perservere both mentally and physically long after the opponent begins to weep bitterly for even the slightest of mercies--mercies that will not be forthcoming.

15. We pilfered all potential enlistees most likely to aid them in their cause last year: Malone, Hurd and the Berrys. Due to their bitter losses in recruiting, these untempered effeminates find themselves embarrassingly emotional and with diminished confidence with regards to their stature.

16. Steve Stripling will undoubtedly prove to be the most superlative offensive obstruction disassembly violence instruction specialist who could possibly be employed in this context.

17. Our domesticated lupine ancestral mammal eclipses theirs and Rocky Top exudes a magnifence our opponent will find both alluring and terrifying as it is concusses their auditory ossicles with its violent beauty ad nuseum for the duration of the competition.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!
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:clapping::good!::rock:
 
#83
#83
I'm suspicious of people that flex their vocabulary, seems like they are trying to hard to sound "smart" IMO
 
#84
#84
I'm suspicious of people that use the word vocabulary because it's a big word. Stop making fun of us dumbasses, Mr. Know-It-All(I learned that from Rocky and Bullwinkle.).
 
#98
#98
NeylandStadiumBum said:
this is soafo our day guys we a boun to gt this ovitory for the vols and we wil leave south caloa with the trophy but guys we haav to be loud and stan up uon third down for wha and if we don then we wil loss and we canot aford to loss guys this is the bigest game of the season we can still make the bowl and savalge our season but NOT if we dont be the vols tha we always are until that time we fell off the bridge guys.

rockyto you wil alway be home sweet home to me
good old rockaytop WOO
tockytop tennese
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this guy knows whats up
 
#100
#100
MEDVOL said:
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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