Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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The Ron Mexico said:
I have no idea what you're talking about and it sounds a bit too serious for this medium. Call me if you want or need something. Seriously.
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I'm sorry Ron.
I'm using your thread to send a message to one guy in front of a bunch of others.
This is a place where they will all see it.


That's right. I said I was sorry to Ron.
E.T. and Frosty can both kiss my azz.
 
#7,702
#7,702
Is there a behind the scenes soap opera I don't know about? I feel like I've stepped into an episode of Real Beetches of the Endzone or something.

No offense, Slice, just completely befuddled.
 
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Weezer said:
Is there a behind the scenes soap opera I don't know about? I feel like I've stepped into an episode of Real Beetches of the Endzone or something.

No offense, Slice, just completely befuddled.
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Yes Weezy there is behind the scenes drama. I'm letting someone know in a very public way what a joke I think he is.
 
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MaxamusXIII said:
Yes Weezy there is behind the scenes drama. I'm letting someone know in a very public way what a joke I think he is.
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#7,711
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Weezer said:
Is there a behind the scenes soap opera I don't know about? I feel like I've stepped into an episode of Real Beetches of the Endzone or something.

No offense, Slice, just completely befuddled.
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What the F happened, it's like the twilight zone, where's Bubba?
 
#7,712
#7,712
I miss Bubba, even though he couldn't take a joke worth a damn. It was funny as hell when he went through that time of posting only in the pub.
 
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VolFan32 said:
Ron,

Why?
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I wonder the same thing regularly. These types of deep questions can only be answered within yourself. Become introspective and take those feelings as serious as you would anything. Your answer is in there. And if you still don't know what to do, just leave a flaming bag of feces on someone's porch. The excitement you feel during the runaway is unmatched anywhere else in this world.
 
#7,716
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The Ron Mexico said:
I wonder the same thing regularly. These types of deep questions can only be answered within yourself. Become introspective and take those feelings as serious as you would anything. Your answer is in there. And if you still don't know what to do, just leave a flaming bag of feces on someone's porch. The excitement you feel during the runaway is unmatched anywhere else in this world.
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I was thinking "because" would be a good answer.
 
#7,717
#7,717
The,

Why do they leave me out of the pictures? Is it because I'm late or everyone is early? At least I can see the pictures clearly, unlike some nurse.
 
#7,719
#7,719
Ron, everyone always wants to know the meaning of life. Is it more than silk underwear, silk sheets, fine comfortable Italian shoes made of calf leather, a warm place to **** and a Bentley in the garage?
 
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Slydell said:
Ron, everyone always wants to know the meaning of life. Is it more than silk underwear, silk sheets, fine comfortable Italian shoes made of calf leather, a warm place to **** and a Bentley in the garage?
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Not Ron, but as the Dalai Lama I can give you some insight. There is no mention of bacon in your post. Bacon is a key ingredient to the meaning of life. There are others, but let's start with one building block at a time. Bacon. Think of it as the first step on your path to enlightenment.
 
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Weezer said:
Not Ron, but as the Dalai Lama I can give you some insight. There is no mention of bacon in your post. Bacon is a key ingredient to the meaning of life. There are others, but let's start with one building block at a time. Bacon. Think of it as the first step on your path to enlightenment.
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I saw bacon jerky at the store tonight. Must be a sign.
 
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Slydell said:
Ron, everyone always wants to know the meaning of life. Is it more than silk underwear, silk sheets, fine comfortable Italian shoes made of calf leather, a warm place to **** and a Bentley in the garage?
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I'm in no state of mind to answer this question tonight. Gimme a couple days to clear my head and I'll get back to you.
 
#7,724
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Slydell said:
Ron, everyone always wants to know the meaning of life. Is it more than silk underwear, silk sheets, fine comfortable Italian shoes made of calf leather, a warm place to **** and a Bentley in the garage?
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No, it is only one of those things plus a few others. I believe finding your best friend in the world and being able to have both a physical and emotional relationship with that person is the reason we exist. Nothing makes me happier than spending hours discussing politics, religion, and/or current events with someone smarter than me over a couple bottles of wine or cheap domestic beer. And if that person happens to be female, maybe we'll get nekkid afterwards.
 
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