Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

Status
Not open for further replies.
#7,677
#7,677
Abe Hoffman said:
Okay . . . I think . . . really not sure but then it does not matter. GBO
Click to expand...

Embrace your sexuality. Do not embrace Ron.....

unless he says yes, then it's perfectly okay to embrace Ron, but strict rules apply and you must have a safe word.
 
#7,681
#7,681
Is McChicken really chicken, or is it something else? I don't trust McDonald's. I think it might be soylent green.
 
#7,682
#7,682
This is pretty much McD's chicken. If it doesn't have a bone in it, it ain't chicken. Or, ribs.

ground-chicken-nuggets.jpg
 
#7,685
#7,685
northknoxvol said:
Is Ronald Mcdonald a true american?
Click to expand...

I think he's originally Australian. Served time in the penal colony. Now, before you get too excited and go moving to Australia, a penal colony is not the happy-go-lucky gay community you are envisioning. Also, it is no longer considered a penal colony. Sorry to break your heart and shatter your dreams.
 
#7,693
#7,693
Ron, any truth that the CDC has named a newly discovered STD in your honor?
 
#7,694
#7,694
Weezer said:
Ron, any truth that the CDC has named a newly discovered STD in your honor?
Click to expand...

My superior immune system has fought off every STD known to mankind. Government scientists are currently working to create an genetically modified STD to slow my reproduction rate. So far they have failed.
 
#7,695
#7,695
The Ron Mexico said:
My superior immune system has fought off every STD known to mankind. Government scientists are currently working to create an genetically modified STD to slow my reproduction rate. So far they have failed.
Click to expand...

How many baby mommas do you have? Are they all insured through Obamacare? Have you ever whipped any with a switch?(Children, not baby mommas)
 
#7,696
#7,696
Weezer said:
How many baby mommas do you have? Are they all insured through Obamacare? Have you ever whipped any with a switch?(Children, not baby mommas)
Click to expand...
Travis Henry thinks I've gone too far. And yes, I'll whoop an ass. I whooped 3 kids today that I don't even know.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person
#7,698
#7,698
Maxico,

I made my stand. It went about the way I expected. Some have tried to convince me this is not worth the issues it will cause within the family. I have decided that outright war is my only option.

Is right and wrong really that important?
I believe it is but I'm curious what you think
 
#7,699
#7,699
MaxamusXIII said:
Maxico,

I made my stand. It went about the way I expected. Some have tried to convince me this is not worth the issues it will cause within the family. I have decided that outright war is my only option.

Is right and wrong really that important?
I believe it is but I'm curious what you think
Click to expand...

Not Ron, not even sure what you're talking about, but right and wrong are subjective. Do what you have to do to be able to get up every morning and stare at yourself in the mirror. If you can't look yourself in the eyes, you're doing the wrong thing. jmo
 
#7,700
#7,700
MaxamusXIII said:
Maxico,

I made my stand. It went about the way I expected. Some have tried to convince me this is not worth the issues it will cause within the family. I have decided that outright war is my only option.

Is right and wrong really that important?
I believe it is but I'm curious what you think
Click to expand...
I have no idea what you're talking about and it sounds a bit too serious for this medium. Call me if you want or need something. Seriously.
 
New posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Advertisement

Back
Top