Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Weezer]

Any other questions? Now that I've answered all the questions on this page, I'm going to meditate for awhile to center my chi.

Is this code for something to do with your bellybutton? I'm trying to understand what the fascination is. If you were a cute female, I'd totally get it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is this code for something to do with your bellybutton? I'm trying to understand what the fascination is. If you were a cute female, I'd totally get it.

I am cute.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Ron, have you ever been to Mexico?

 

[tmodaniel]

Yes. I took 5 minutes to math it out before answering. Pretty simple question really.

Please explain...... Maybe show some calculations to your answer for us simpletons

 

[Slydell]

Ron asked me to apologize but he's off line right now meditating. He did send this to show the simple math that gave the answer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, have you ever been to Mexico?

Are you trying to hit on me? I only like the ladies and I can tell by your posting style that you have a penis. Albeit a small one, but a penis nonetheless. So no, I do not want to go on a wonderful Cancun vacation with you.

EDIT: Is it all inclusive? How many Pina Coladas can I drink a day for free? I may be in depending on your answer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Please explain...... Maybe show some calculations to your answer for us simpletons

Ron asked me to apologize but he's off line right now meditating. He did send this to show the simple math that gave the answer.

This. If you look closely you'll see a hilarious maths joke Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking and I used to share with one another.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Are you trying to hit on me? I only like the ladies and I can tell by your posting style that you have a penis. Albeit a small one, but a penis nonetheless. So no, I do not want to go on a wonderful Cancun vacation with you.

EDIT: Is it all inclusive? How many Pina Coladas can I drink a day for free? I may be in depending on your answer.

Lordy, Lordy . . . why would any one want to go to Mexico with you? Definitely not me. That is not the question asked.

 

[Weezer]

Lordy, Lordy . . . why would any one want to go to Mexico with you? Definitely not me. That is not the question asked.

That's the question I saw. You may have hidden it behind totally different words, but the subtext clearly shows you were hitting on Ron.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Weezer]

Ron, I was reading up on how the larger planets in the galaxy all have rings around them. I already knew that to be true of Saturn and Jupiter, but not the two ice giants. How many rings does Uranus have?

 

[The Sheriff]

Will Cam Newton start next week?

 

[BadJerry20]

Dear Ron,

2 part question.

Did the Sheriff stop stalking me because of my earlier question?

Does he not know I love being stalked?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Lordy, Lordy . . . why would any one want to go to Mexico with you? Definitely not me. That is not the question asked.

That's the question I saw. You may have hidden it behind totally different words, but the subtext clearly shows you were hitting on Ron.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I think weezy answered this perfectly. Your feelings are perfectly normal. Don't let those guys in the Politics Forum make you feel bad.

 

[tmodaniel]

This. If you look closely you'll see a hilarious maths joke Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking and I used to share with one another.

Is the joke that your picture has nothing to do with the original question?

 

[tmodaniel]

Ron, if indeed pigs had wings and zebra's had no stripes, would the life spark still be in question?

 

[Coastypop]

Ron, if indeed pigs had wings and zebra's had no stripes, would the life spark still be in question?

The real question here is does life really have a spark? And if so why does it never show up in any of your questions?

Sorry for the interrupt here TRM but had to ask, I promise I will be good in your thread and give it respect in the future

Signed: repented sinner

 

[Abe Hoffman]

I think weezy answered this perfectly. Your feelings are perfectly normal. Don't let those guys in the Politics Forum make you feel bad.

Okay . . . I think . . . really not sure but then it does not matter. GBO

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I was reading up on how the larger planets in the galaxy all have rings around them. I already knew that to be true of Saturn and Jupiter, but not the two ice giants. How many rings does Uranus have?

Be advised: Putting a ring on it will cause you to only have access to uranus. Any other anus will be off limits.

Hope this helps.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is the joke that your picture has nothing to do with the original question?

Just because you cannot see the answer does not mean it's not there.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, if indeed pigs had wings and zebra's had no stripes, would the life spark still be in question?

If "ifs" and "buts" were fruit and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

 

[tmodaniel]

The real question here is does life really have a spark? And if so why does it never show up in any of your questions?

Sorry for the interrupt here TRM but had to ask, I promise I will be good in your thread and give it respect in the future

Signed: repented sinner

Hmmm maybe there was a bit of confusion here. I am not asking if life has a spark, I am asking about the "life spark"

 

[tmodaniel]

If "ifs" and "buts" were fruit and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

Indeed :hi:

 

[northknoxvol]

Who is a better candidate for Man of the Year? War Machine or Ray Rice?

 

[BadJerry20]

Who is a better candidate for Man of the Year? War Machine or Ray Rice?

War Machine makes Ray look like a boyscout.

 

[Coastypop]

Hmmm maybe there was a bit of confusion here. I am not asking if life has a spark, I am asking about the "life spark"

Confusion is my real name .... Coastypop is an alter