Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[volinreallife]

How do you feel about juicy j?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sir Rocks a Fro in Texico,

Where have all the Zoners gone?

There was a syphillis outbreak after last years tailgate and most of them are dead or blind now.

 

[UTGnome]

There was a syphillis outbreak after last years tailgate and most of them are dead or blind now.

I knew there was a good reason I missed the picture.
k:

 

[rockytop114]

Tron


How did you become a know it all?


Thanks in advance

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Tron

How did you become a know it all?

Thanks in advance

Years of life experience. And I eat a roll of bologna and smoke a pack of Camels everyday.

 

[Slydell]

Ron, I think you give excellent advice. I'm surprised that you don't charge for it. Thank you for the pro bono service that you provide.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Don't flatter him, instead of getting a big head, his belly button will swell

 

[BadJerry20]

Mmmmm swollen belly button

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I think you give excellent advice. I'm surprised that you don't charge for it. Thank you for the pro bono service that you provide.

Thanks. It is my personal opinion that anyone who holds the secrets to life should not be up for sale.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Don't flatter him, instead of getting a big head, his belly button will swell

Will you feel better if I let you touch it?

 

[McDad]

Ron, can I ask you a question?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, can I ask you a question?

Probably.

 

[Behr]

I think he's skeert.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Will you feel better if I let you touch it?

that scares me

 

[Coastypop]

I think he's skeert.

He is, if he is smart

 

[tmodaniel]

is it possible to write every even number greater than 2 as the sum of two primes?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

is it possible to write every even number greater than 2 as the sum of two primes?

Yes. I took 5 minutes to math it out before answering. Pretty simple question really.

 

[Coastypop]

TRM, do you ever get tired of answering questions or are you thrilled to so

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, do you ever get tired of answering questions or are you thrilled to so

I happily provide assistance to my fellow Vol fans.

 

[Weezer]

Ron, much is made about your bellybutton. Is it an innie or an outie?

Outie's creep me out a little.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, much is made about your bellybutton. Is it an innie or an outie?

Outie's creep me out a little.

Before I answer, allow me a second to say I am a little concerned with Arky's obsession with my belly.

My belly button is an innie. I hope that helps you rest easy.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Ron, much is made about your bellybutton. Is it an innie or an outie?

Outie's creep me out a little.

it was an outie, but TRM kept poking it and diddling it with his finger until it turned into an innie

 

[northknoxvol]

if you are on an elevator and it falls if you time it just perfect and jump right before it hits the bottom will you come out alive

 

[northknoxvol]

why are almost of the players in the NFL have long hair that covers their number on the back of their jersey and even sometimes their number

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Any other questions? Now that I've answered all the questions on this page, I'm going to meditate for awhile to center my chi.