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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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In the immortal words of Larry the Cable guy, "get er done"!
 
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Pound the.....rock? JCLawyerVol get that big score! Make sure you get good penetration between the tackles! :dance2::hi::eek:lol:
 
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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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Pin her heels behind her ears and you guarantee a boy! #science
 
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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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Balotelli about to make his Liverpool debut on NBC Sports. The Premier League is so much more entertaining with him in the league.
 
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Dust10 said:
Balotelli about to make his Liverpool debut on NBC Sports. The Premier League is so much more entertaining with him in the league.
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I'm just holding my breath every time something happens with him. I'm a Liverpool fan but I feel like you have to tread lightly with him. Hope he pays off.
 
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KnoxVillain said:
I'm just holding my breath every time something happens with him. I'm a Liverpool fan but I feel like you have to tread lightly with him. Hope he pays off.
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As a Chelsea fan, I giggle with delight every time he does some crazy. He looks pretty motivated though and his transfer fee was small due to his past transgressions. Looks like he could be a great signing for you all.
 
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Dust10 said:
As a Chelsea fan, I giggle with delight every time he does some crazy. He looks pretty motivated though and his transfer fee was small due to his past transgressions. Looks like he could be a great signing for you all.
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Well I think he realizes he's going to be kept on a short leash by Rogers and has to behave but I'll believe it when I see it. Talent isn't the question with him. It's all attitude.
 
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I think the ALS challenge is great. I do have another cause that I think benefit from such a campaign.

Chug a beer to end PMS challenge. Come fellas we can make a difference!
 
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I just don't know if Ballotelli has changed that much since he left for Milan. Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. Still don't think he's mature enough, and time will tell with that. As a Man U fan I look forward to the messes he might get himself in this year. He is quite the entertaining fellow
 
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volgirl99 said:
I just don't know if Ballotelli has changed that much since he left for Milan. Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. Still don't think he's mature enough, and time will tell with that. As a Man U fan I look forward to the messes he might get himself in this year. He is quite the entertaining fellow
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Looks like United got Falcoa on loan. Mind blowing.
 
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I noticed it a little last year, but this trend of wearing 1980s style denim Mom shorts among the 20-30 year old females...is not ideal. 95% of the time it makes the butt look like a bag of wet clothes.

I'm glad a few still went with the summer dresses.
 
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