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005 said:
Tee did more for Tennessee than Peyton.

Price is awesome. So is Hunter. Idk who is better. I do know Price played on a better team.
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Just no way you can say that nonsense about Tee Martin...... No one wants to grow up as the next Tee Martin. Peyton is an Icon this isn't even close.
 
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SHAMPOO IS BETTER!!! Because it makes your hair nice and clean!!!

CONDITIONER IS BETTER!!! Because it makes your hair nice and smooth!!!

Everyone pick your weapon and commence with the rumble!!! :aggressive:
 
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Not to change the subject, but to change the subject...

Anybody tailgating this weekend? What are you doing for food/drinks? Don't worry, I'm not asking so I can come crash the tailgate, just curious what others do.

I can't tailgate this week, but we always do at least two a year. One has to be a breakfast tailgate with mimosas (for those 12:00 starts) and a BBQ tailgate where I get there entirely too early, smoke some recently deceased animal and drink bourbon all day.
 
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Mel Kiper has Bryce Petty number 12 on his draft big board to start the year. That's wild after his journey to become a starting QB. Hope he kills it this year
 
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Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
 
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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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1. Congrats
2. I say hydrate up, then give her the A game. You can always play catch up by shotgunning beers and 5 hour energies before kickoff.
 
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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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Dooooo eeeeeeetttttt!!!!
 
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JCLawyerVol said:
Since this is the off-topic thread, I need some advice from my Vol brethren:

The JCLawyerVol Family has decided to produce another tiny VFL. My wife has informed me this morning that today is her most fertile day of the month. Apparently, if we conceive today, it will time maternity leave just right to fall over summer break, which I am informed is very important since my wife works in a school system.

I generally subscribe to the "Crash Davis" theory that you never leave your fastball in the locker room. I'm not playing this weekend, but I have a duty to drink many many beers and scream loudly at Utah State in Neyland Stadium.

What say you my orange brothers and sisters? We make beautiful babies. The decision will not affect whether the Vols win or lose, only how much energy I have at kick off on Sunday. I will be drinking water and stretching awaiting your replies. Thanks in advance.
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I've had this conundrum myself (with a wife that works in the school system). We never got the timing right. Both our kids were born in the summer (July and August). If you REALLY want the timing right, delivery should be in March, so that maternity leave covers the end of the school year AND she gets the summer off. So, you'd want to conceive in June/July.

All that being said...WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN???? DO THE DEED!!!!!!
 
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